Strange Foreign Chick Makes Weird Instructional Video About How To Give The Perfect Handjob

  1. OTPClamMuncher

    substitute the asshole touching for a rough OTP to start things off and you have it about right.

    11 years ago at 12:58 pm
  2. Broshire

    Really dude? For fucks sake you wrote an article on why you wished you never had joined a fraternity, played goddamn dress up and Harry Potter games in the dorms and now you’re posting videos on how to give a handjob? You fucking nerd. Idk why TFM still has you employed unless it’s just to piss off its own readers, which I would imagine they want to keep. Go follow your dreams and write for Cosmo or some other pussy magazine.. I’m sure they’d be glad to have you. We don’t want you here anymore.

    11 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. SteveHolt

      I wanted to take your comment seriously but you look like the biggest dweeb in that pic

      11 years ago at 1:52 pm
  3. Saber and Key

    You know, I kind of have to give it to Steve. He’s somehow made a living despite the fact that his entire audience unanimously hates him. It’s kind of impressive, it a really annoying way. #BlackballSteveHolt

    11 years ago at 1:13 pm
  4. Clarke_Griswold

    Steve I have a feeling you were the kid at recess who claimed “you didn’t tag me, you tagged my shirt.”

    11 years ago at 1:21 pm
  5. Bluto_Brotarsky

    Why in God’s name did you think that this was a good idea? Why in the blue fuck are you posting an article about giving a handy on a predominantly male and predominantly heterosexual website?

    Go get a blowjob from a honey badger.

    11 years ago at 1:48 pm
  6. Frank Lyman from Amherst

    Steve, do you remember your first HJ? Did the guy like it fast or slow?

    11 years ago at 2:17 pm