Stripper Extorted Nearly $3 Million From Tech Mogul After He Had Threesome With Her And Her Cousin
There’s a reason the whole “no touching” policy is (sort of) enforced at (some) strip clubs. It’s not to protect the strippers; it’s to protect the patrons. God only knows the damage we could do if allowed to let our hands wander around all willy nilly on Candy while she tries to pay “college tuition.” Sure, the allure of having sex with a stripper is awesome, but in reality, it’s something you should keep in your imagination.
One Detroit tech mogul is finding this out the hard way. Paul Vagnozzi went to a strip club one night, and one stripper, Jessica Tackett, caught his eye. He wanted a little more. After convincing her to engage in a little sex, maybe some chicken, they struck a deal to continue their partnership in exchange for financial compensation. A classic stripper turned prostitute love story, just like in Pretty Woman.
Well, things were going pretty well until Paul decided to pay for a little threesome with Jessica’s younger cousin — a minor at the time. After helping the two girls earn their first incestual experience and providing them with some cash, Jessica’s father — Terry — found out about the whole ordeal. Lots of loose lips in that family. Terry decided to cash in on his daughter’s daddy issues by threatening to spill the beans to people if Paul didn’t pay him money.
From the Detroit News:
The pole dancer’s pop allegedly threatened to beat up Vagnozzi and order his pals in the “mafia” and Jokers Motorcycle Club to hurt him if the retired software executive didn’t pay millions to keep secret a threesome with two teens, prosecutors allege.
The alleged threats worked. From 2008-12, prosecutors say Vagnozzi gave Terry Tackett more than $2.6 million in cash and checks, according to the indictment. The money allegedly bankrolled the father’s lavish lifestyle, including a home in Romulus, six Harley-Davidson motorcycles, muscle cars, Jet Skis and expensive gifts for his stripper girlfriends.
A real rags to riches story for ol’ Terry Tackett. Unfortunately for him and his family, the law is going to catch up with them. Jessica and her mom face up to five years in federal prison. Terry has 119 charges and 20 years in federal prison staring him in the face. Just another reason to never have a daughter..
[via Detroit News]
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11 years ago at 2:07 pmDevils Threesome
11 years ago at 2:43 pmI don’t think that you quite understand what that entails.
11 years ago at 3:12 pmLost it with the loose lips comment. Hope it was intended the way I took it.
11 years ago at 2:50 pmSo this is what Kanye was talking about all those years ago…
11 years ago at 2:53 pmWait… There’s a millionaire in Detroit?
11 years ago at 2:58 pmSince this involved sex with a minor, it looks like Dorn and Vagnozzi are what I like to call Eskimo brothers
11 years ago at 3:01 pmThey can’t be there were girls in this threesome
11 years ago at 3:55 pmI was thinking ol’ Dorn may have at least stepped up his game a little bit and turned bi but I digress
11 years ago at 4:44 pmGood point. Perhaps penis cousins first removed then?
11 years ago at 8:12 amDid he pay it in singles?
11 years ago at 4:53 pmMilking it for all its worth. TFM.
11 years ago at 7:24 pmBy the law you mean Burt Macklin, and I’m with the FBI.
11 years ago at 8:47 pmTalk about a new level of dad issues
11 years ago at 10:39 am