Study Shows Collegiate LAXers Use Drugs, but Graduate
The NCAA recently conducted a survey that revealed lacrosse players were the most frequent drug users among collegiate athletes. Drugs most commonly listed in LAX social circles include: amphetamines, anabolic steroids, cocaine, marijuana and narcotics. Well-to-do college kids like to have a good time. This is not a shocking revelation.
The study also shows that 95.0% of these guys regularly indulge in Grandpa’s old cough medicine, only edged out by hockey players at 95.5%. College golfers sit in 3rd place at a very respectable 90.9%. You can imagine the constant verbal thrashing those 4.5% of alcohol-free hockey players experience.
The NCAA also released graduation rates by sport, in which lacrosse players rated the highest. There you have it. So, what do we take away from this? Is there a direct correlation between drug use and academic success? Don’t take it that far, kids. And the next time Mom goes off about how drugs will ruin your life, please don’t reference this news story and try to disprove her little spiel. Drugs suck. Don’t do them.
- [via Bloomberg]
Fuck you, FIRSTpostOX.
13 years ago at 2:25 pmAbout damn time someone beat the Geed at his own game
13 years ago at 2:28 pmFuck you OX
13 years ago at 2:25 pmBeat me to it.
13 years ago at 2:26 pmill beat you to it
13 years ago at 2:27 pmGood one.
13 years ago at 2:33 pmrule of thumb, dont use a period for a two word phrase. makes you look like a geed
13 years ago at 10:33 pmThats a lot of molsons
13 years ago at 2:27 pmdrugs dont suck. stop spreading this slander.
13 years ago at 2:27 pmI agree. If used responsibly they are your best friends.
13 years ago at 3:20 pmSo classy…..Lyre love, but come on honey
13 years ago at 5:31 pmoh whatever.
13 years ago at 9:18 amLAST
13 years ago at 2:27 pm^
13 years ago at 2:30 pmGet the fuck out, pledge!
13 years ago at 2:31 pmYou seem functionally retarded…
13 years ago at 2:39 pmThat was just fucking stupid.
13 years ago at 3:31 pm^no your not
13 years ago at 2:30 pm^ didn’t miss the reply button
13 years ago at 4:10 pmNot so quick there LASTpostOX, not last anymore
13 years ago at 2:31 pmWhy would anyone be #teamdorn after this nonsense.
13 years ago at 2:31 pmTotally, this one just sent me over the ledge. But seriously Hoosier, get a fucking life, loser.
13 years ago at 2:35 pmDon’t lie, Dorn. Drugs don’t suck.
13 years ago at 2:50 pmThe reason laxers have the highest graduation rate has nothing to do with drugs/sports. They’re the most white, so they don’t have affirmative action pulling them down. The basketball teams tend to be a little more “enriched” if you will.
13 years ago at 2:56 pmMore Blaxers than Ice Monkeys.
13 years ago at 4:11 pm^^ This guy gets it.
13 years ago at 12:57 am