Study Shows Most Men Are Terrible At Sex
According to “The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups,” a book recently published by Dr. Harry Fisch, 43 percent of men only last about two minutes in bed. Apparently, there are quite a few “two-pump chumps” out there–two sweet, sensual pumps. The average was calculated to be 7.3 minutes, but that statistic is totally skewed by porn stars who rail each other for hours on end.
Dr. Fisch also points out that men tend to be bothered more than women by the fact that sex only lasts about two minutes, which I find to be complete bullshit. No woman has ever said, “Oh, I sure am glad that we only had sex for two minutes! I needed to get back to reading about sluts on Yik Yak.”
So, ladies, if you’ve found a guy who can last longer than two minutes, you should probably try to keep him. Otherwise, according to statistics, you have a good chance of being forever disappointed sexually.
[via USA Today]
I believe this is supposed to be a comment about “always disappointing her TFM” or something similar that I always see regarding sexual prowess.
11 years ago at 4:41 pmJust beat off before, you’ll last hours.
11 years ago at 4:42 pmI’d be lucky to last 2 min with McKayla…
11 years ago at 4:42 pmSweet visor, sport.
11 years ago at 4:42 pmDoesn’t matter had sex!
11 years ago at 4:43 pm
11 years ago at 5:24 pmBeating the curve. TFM.
11 years ago at 4:43 pmSmacking her curves. TFM.
11 years ago at 9:00 pmSounds like a “her” problem.
11 years ago at 4:44 pmI have been on the receiving end of “can you just finish already” once or twice…
11 years ago at 4:47 pmNo, no you haven’t.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmNot me personally, but a guy I know, he never finishes. woooweee
11 years ago at 5:07 pmhave so!
11 years ago at 7:15 pmTelling her “shes on the clock” like its draft day.
11 years ago at 4:47 pmDurant thinks he’s hot shit on a silver platter but in reality he’s just a cold fart in a paper plate.
11 years ago at 4:48 pm