Study Shows Most Men Are Terrible At Sex
11 years ago

maroney

According to “The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups,” a book recently published by Dr. Harry Fisch, 43 percent of men only last about two minutes in bed. Apparently, there are quite a few “two-pump chumps” out there–two sweet, sensual pumps. The average was calculated to be 7.3 minutes, but that statistic is totally skewed by porn stars who rail each other for hours on end.

Dr. Fisch also points out that men tend to be bothered more than women by the fact that sex only lasts about two minutes, which I find to be complete bullshit. No woman has ever said, “Oh, I sure am glad that we only had sex for two minutes! I needed to get back to reading about sluts on Yik Yak.”

So, ladies, if you’ve found a guy who can last longer than two minutes, you should probably try to keep him. Otherwise, according to statistics, you have a good chance of being forever disappointed sexually.

[via USA Today]

  5. Sutton

    “Their subjects spanned a wide range of ages—21 to 77 years old—and relationship type—from 6-month to 50-year partnerships.” A 77 year old who’s a two pump chump? Give that man a medal.

    11 years ago at 4:56 pm
  6. BalzenJr

    Women are constantly worried about how they look from different angles while having sex. So excuse me if I want to go ahead and finish just so you’ll quit telling me not to look at how small/large/weird or terrible your tits look…

    11 years ago at 4:57 pm
      3. DornFromMajorLeague

        Sorry man handles are hard to come up with. What’d you want me to do? Dive for it?

        11 years ago at 9:46 am