Study Shows Most Men Are Terrible At Sex
11 years ago

maroney

According to “The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups,” a book recently published by Dr. Harry Fisch, 43 percent of men only last about two minutes in bed. Apparently, there are quite a few “two-pump chumps” out there–two sweet, sensual pumps. The average was calculated to be 7.3 minutes, but that statistic is totally skewed by porn stars who rail each other for hours on end.

Dr. Fisch also points out that men tend to be bothered more than women by the fact that sex only lasts about two minutes, which I find to be complete bullshit. No woman has ever said, “Oh, I sure am glad that we only had sex for two minutes! I needed to get back to reading about sluts on Yik Yak.”

So, ladies, if you’ve found a guy who can last longer than two minutes, you should probably try to keep him. Otherwise, according to statistics, you have a good chance of being forever disappointed sexually.

[via USA Today]

  3. Khakidick

    Thanks Durant, you fucking fogie. I read your article, it was shit. Now I have to go beat my girlfriend.

    11 years ago at 9:28 pm
  4. Blogan

    I should look at Durant’s dumb ass profile bio when having sex. I might last longer than 2 minutes.

    11 years ago at 11:28 pm
  5. thefrockunblocked

    If it took you longer to read this than to finish in bed you are who they’re talking about

    11 years ago at 1:16 am
  6. Badigeons

    You’re the worst writer on TFM. That’s like being the dumbest kid with down syndrome. Also, you have never had sex.

    11 years ago at 1:17 am