Stuff Frat People Hate: GDIs
While yesterday was all about the great things about going back to school, today has a more depressing tone. Today I’m here to talk about the white sunglass wearing scourge of each and every one of our college towns, the dreaded “GDI.” While we chose to be normal human beings and enter into the success-oriented greek system, these creatures elected instead to stick to high-school esque partying, Tapout shirts, and an eternity of social awkwardness.
I’m here to clear the air- it’s not that we hate GDIs just because they didn’t embrace the same (admittedly awesome) lifestyle as us. We don’t hate the fact that they chose a life of solidarity and Xbox Live tournaments instead of our booze filled superior path. We don’t hate them because we have far more post-graduate connections than them (someone has to work under us after all). We hate them because, more often than not, they’re fucking annoying.
While some GDIs are better than others (I’ve even met some that seemed normal), the majority of these Affliction donning atrocities are no better than the hobos that sulk around asking the post-bar crowd for change. While we can be rather arrogant assholes at times, our more independent peers take their douchiness to the stratosphere. Whether its a “Jersey-shore” guido geed, a foul smelling hipster geed, or the ever worthless stoner geed, each of these characters try to detriment your fraternal lifestyle in their own way.
They may ask why your shorts are so short (“Makes it easier to take one-knee liquor pulls, obviously). They may block your path to the bar (they have to get their Jagerbomb fill). They might cut you off on campus on their longboards (I recommend knocking them over). Whatever these worthless geeds do, they represent the complete polar opposite of all things Frat.
While GDIs are annoying, we as fraternal men take the high road and typically completely ignore their existence. Don’t let a few bad eggs spoil the batch is my philosophy. But whenever a GDI crosses the line, by all means I encourage you to put them in their place, be it through insults or fisticuffs. We can’t have the future drive-thru employees of the world thinking they’re worth a damn.
Ed Hardy beer exists? Christ, I don’t want to live on this planet any more
13 years ago at 3:34 pmSuicide NF
13 years ago at 3:54 pmYea but moving to the family estate on the moon is a TFM
13 years ago at 4:03 pmThe moon is bottom-tier. Mars summer home – FaF.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmPluto.. wait is that a planet or not?
13 years ago at 4:16 pmNah. Jupiter estate FaF.
13 years ago at 4:37 pmPut it in her anus on Uranus
13 years ago at 5:01 pmMountain cabin on the sun for ski trips. No snow? TFTC.
13 years ago at 6:17 pmA space-yacht to get to all of ^these. TFM
13 years ago at 9:39 pmI would have never guessed that we hate GDI’s, good thing this article really cleared things up.
13 years ago at 3:35 pmFraternity men don’t like GDI’s? Interesting proposition….
13 years ago at 12:29 amI would buy all the Ed Hardy beer just to smash the full bottles in the parking lot
13 years ago at 3:36 pmFucking beer bottles out of pure hatred. TFTC.
13 years ago at 3:37 pmHate fucking beer bottles. FaF.
13 years ago at 3:55 pmThey also make vodka, unfortunately.
13 years ago at 6:53 pmvodka’s for girls and geeds anyway
13 years ago at 11:14 pm^ and russians
13 years ago at 4:20 am^he already mentioned Russians. They are classified as geeds also for starting the cold war and then being hazed by Reagan.
13 years ago at 8:14 amThanks for these columns, otherwise I never would’ve realized that I love drinking, fucking, and hazing and hate geeds, being nice to rushes, and going to class.
13 years ago at 4:47 pmDoesn’t seem like you go to class enough to hate it
13 years ago at 11:16 pmI honestly don’t care what your political affiliation is but the guy who shaved the Obama logo into his head is just plain dumb.
13 years ago at 4:52 pmis that a guy?
13 years ago at 4:53 pmcargo jeans make me want to punch babies!
13 years ago at 5:56 pmkid with the obama hair cut doesnt even look old enough to vote
13 years ago at 6:17 pmJargos: The lowest level of geed fashion.
13 years ago at 6:25 pmThe guy with the pong tattoo most definitely drinks Ed Hardy beer and wears cargo jeans. Makes me want to move to an island in the Pacific, kick all of the indigenous people out and start my own country
13 years ago at 6:37 pmThen the geeds will win… but by default cause they don’t ever win on purpose
13 years ago at 11:17 pmi stopped playing pong because of people like him.
13 years ago at 7:20 amwaiting on The Order to start defending himself again
13 years ago at 7:04 pmhahaha ^
13 years ago at 8:39 pm