Stuff Your Wallet While You Stuff Your Face Playing Fantasy Football

Thanksgiving day is the best day for football. By the time you wake up at 11, the Lions have already kicked off. The games don’t end until late night either. In between mouthfuls of pie and potatoes, you can watch some football, and win some big money thanks to DraftKings.
Enter the $750,000 Contest NOW FOR FREE
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers. In this week’s NFL $750K Mini Wishbone Classic fantasy football contest, you’ll have the chance to take home a fat $50,000. That’s some life changing cash right there. You’ll be wiping all that gravy off your face with photos of Benjamin Franklin.
1-week fantasy football is so easy to understand that even your ol’ granny baking pie in the kitchen can play this. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put togetherĀ a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. If that doesn’t make sense, you might as well drop out of college now and start applying at fast food joints.
Over 65,000 players are guaranteed to win money in this. That’s a lot of winners. If you can’t be one of them, just quit #sports forever. The contest is for Thanksgiving day only so don’t try and draft someone who plays on Sunday.
Enter The Contest NOW FOR FREE
If you’re brand new to the whole DraftKings process, then your entry is completely free. If you’re a seasoned veteran like myself, then it’s only a mere $3 to play. Where else can you turn $3 into $50K in a day? Nowhere, friend.

Sign up now, and draft your team before the contest fills up..
How many millions are they paying you? They’ve aired over 200,000 ads and I’ve seen roughly 190,000 of those on this site. WIFF? (Where is fail friday?)
10 years ago at 1:12 pmBe warned, DraftKings/FanDuel put one of their own ponies in the race. These sites are rigged as fuck, and I’m not just saying that cause I lost money. If you wanna bet on a proper spread/moneyline go to Bovada.com. This pick ’em bullshit is nonsense.
10 years ago at 1:39 pmBitching about a competitor to promote your own business. TFM
10 years ago at 11:20 pmI think Grandex’s content posted on Friday is the real Fail Friday.
10 years ago at 10:59 pmIntern takes more cock than Pamela Anderson
10 years ago at 8:17 am