The CEO telling HR to give me a few weeks to 'study' for my drug test. TFM.

  1. TakeALap

    These last set of TFM’s are the worst things I’ve ever read on this site. At least the ones on Fail Friday are amusing. These are just fucking terrible. All they consist of are “my dad did this” “my dad drives that” “I know the judge” “I’m rich as fuck.” Stop the bullshit you fucking pussies. Intern, you shall also take laps until the world ends

    13 years ago at 4:34 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      They’re as good as you all make them. Stop complaining and post some funny shit.

      13 years ago at 4:57 pm
    2. TFM Interns Boss

      I make him post submissions like these so I can sit back and laugh at you pussies who get offended by them.

      13 years ago at 5:09 pm
    3. grandfrat

      seriously, TFM Intern Boss… really dude, I’m not one to troll but you aren’t funny.

      13 years ago at 12:09 am
    4. I didn’t want to level 3 on his ass like I did but I did, frankly that wasn’t called for, I apologize

      13 years ago at 12:15 am
    5. TFM Administrator

      Yes, you plebeians, I am the real TFM Admin. Due to the Intern’s overall failure at his job, I will be approving various facets of the website. In the coming days, look for my validation of posts, comments, and usernames.

      13 years ago at 12:16 am
  2. fraterati

    Fraterati, this is the worst TFM I have seen in my life. You should be ashamed.

    13 years ago at 6:11 pm
  3. Joke Explainer

    This is funny because the submitter implies that he shares a close relationship with the head of the company at which he seeks employment, to the degree that said executive is allowing him to circumvent the company’s drug test policy. In one fell swoop, user fraterati suggests both that he knows a person in a position of power and that he recreationally uses drugs, both strong indicators of value in fraternity culture.

    13 years ago at 6:36 pm
    1. Joke Explainer

      Incoming comments are funny because they mock user Joke Explainer’s flawed grammar.

      13 years ago at 6:38 pm
  4. SEC_fratStar

    You’re a fucking Yankee. Do us all a favor and remove yourself from this website

    13 years ago at 7:41 pm