Super Jacked Kangaroo Takes Over Australian Suburb, Scares Residents With Bulging Muscles

SteveHolt10 years ago

A crazy-jacked kangaroo has moved into a suburb of Brisbane, Australia, to sleep with everybody’s wives and use the community gym equipment.

Buck, the Creatine-eating kangaroo, has continued to emasculate neighborhood men ever since he showed up a few weeks ago. The 6-5, 210-pound animal has been spotted hanging out on suburban golf courses and impressing local housewives with his chiseled pecs.

Just read the following quote that Linda Hellyer, a Brisbane resident who is clearly enamored with Buck’s sexually arousing physique, gave Seven News while Mr. Hellyer and his aching dad bod stood helplessly to the side, incapable of stopping Buck from getting it on with his wife.

He’s an impressively massive kangaroo with muscles that would make Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson jealous. According to the Huffington Post, the burly ‘roo is said to be 6-foot-5 and is estimated to weigh almost 210 pounds. Big Buck hopped into the town of Brisbane in Australia and has been intimidating residents with his rippling physique.

“He’s very intimidating, he’s a big boy,” resident Linda Hellyer told Seven News Brisbane. “We turned the corner and old mate jumped out. He’s very big and I don’t want to take him on. He’s got massive, massive muscles, big pecs and everything.”

While kangaroos typically lack aggression, local wildlife officials have warned residents to keep a safe distance and not approach Buck, for fear of intense ‘roid rage.

So far, no ‘roo violence has been reported..

[via Seven News]

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