Surfer Dudes Find Kilo Of Cocaine While Surfing, Obviously Post A Pic Of Themselves Holding It On The Internet

These pictures were posted on Reddit about seven hours ago, which puts the chances that these guys have either been brought into police custody for questioning or have been captured and gruesomely slaughtered by a Mexican drug cartel at 70%, and that number is rising fast. An anonymous user — anonymous by name only, obviously, as you can see his face along with five of his boys’ — posted the below pictures on the website where the internet starts with this caption: “I found a kilo of cocaine while surfing…”

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Is this real? Who knows. We found it on the internet, after all. We hope it is, though, because it’s a great story until it ends tragically.

[via Reddit]

  1. BlutoPDT

    Hey Dorn, If you read the comments, You’d find out his dad is an ATF agent and that picture was taken at the police station that it was turned into. Lace ’em up.

    11 years ago at 5:02 pm
    1. Tuco_1855

      Finding a Kilo at sea and bringing it to the police station is the ultimate NF move. What the fuck were they thinking… What a shame.

      11 years ago at 5:43 pm
      1. DionysusFratGod

        His love interests can’t read , he has them read those pop out books that has a hole in each page, where he shoves his digits through… It was all on that last lawsuit his lawyer won…

        11 years ago at 2:08 pm