Sweetheart of the Week: Annie Tagye
The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff.
Annie Tagye is our Sweetheart of the Week this week. She’s a 5’7″ blondie at Arizona State trying to get into the marketing game after she graduates – the pharmaceutical sales arena. She’s taken though, you freaks.
Let’s check out her creep move: “Once a guy somehow found my number, called me and told me he found my number on a piece of paper on the ground, and then admitted to lying and still tried to ask me out on a date.” C’mon, Annie. Don’t jerk us around like that. There is no way that is the creepiest move ever pulled on you.
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If she were to walk into the same room as me, I would begin to have a seizure. I would make sure all of my seizure piss went into her butt, and stick the “post seizure landing” onto her breasts. Once onto her breasts I would hit her with the classic “Cleveland Steamer” (when a man straddles a woman’s breasts and lays a turd onto or in between her breasts). After that I would insert my business card into her ass crack, regain my composure and walk away never to be seen again.
12 years ago at 3:58 pm