Sweetheart of the Week: Ashley Cheatham
The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff.
The state of Arizona is coming in strong on the Sweetheart page. Real strong. One of the best representatives of the Arizona SHs is Ashley Cheatham, a blonde Public Management major with Erin Andrews-like aspirations.
Judging from her profile, she has just the right amount of attitude, and the last time we checked in with her, she was “SINGLE” (note the all caps, implies she’s looking to mingle if you ask me). Bring your A-game, though. She’ll humiliate you in a lecture hall if given the opportunity…
Here’s her creep move: “Well, I got asked out in a huge lecture once. It was dead silence and this guy didn’t understand the concept of whispering. Pretty sure the whole class heard me turn him down.”
That’s cold-blooded, Ash. That kid laid it all out on the line.
Click Here to view Ashley‘s full Sweetheart profile.
First. TEAM BACON
12 years ago at 1:29 pm)_))
12 years ago at 12:27 am/ / / does this look like an ass?
no, it doesn’t
12 years ago at 12:41 amgosh dern
12 years ago at 1:40 pmHundred bucks says Jimmy Tatro peed in that butt.
12 years ago at 1:30 pmWhere does Jimmy go to college?
12 years ago at 5:11 pm^^Second
12 years ago at 6:57 pmJimmy’s a Wildcat
12 years ago at 7:19 pmI would be upset if Tatro hadn’t railed her.
12 years ago at 7:40 pmshe was in his awkward physical contacts video. so i guarantee he peed in her butt, on her butt and prolly in her bed
12 years ago at 5:03 pmHundred bucks all off Arizona has peed in her butt
12 years ago at 8:53 pmI’d burrow in her butt.
12 years ago at 1:30 pm^this guy and his name
12 years ago at 5:28 pm^^ I laughed so hard you motherfucker.
12 years ago at 8:32 pmasshamster…da fuck?
12 years ago at 1:08 am^^^^ Well fucking done.
12 years ago at 5:38 amLol my god.
12 years ago at 2:14 pmI’d let her have my abortion
12 years ago at 1:33 pmi would MAKE her have my abortion
12 years ago at 2:03 pm^He gets it
12 years ago at 2:27 pmI would change her major from public management to pubic management.
12 years ago at 10:39 am^Or public management to private management.
12 years ago at 10:09 pmI’d take her out to a nice dinner and then never call her again.
12 years ago at 1:36 pmcalling bullshit
12 years ago at 1:46 pmI’d call her back.
12 years ago at 12:27 amI’d leave a voicemail.
12 years ago at 2:14 pmI’d shoot a text.
12 years ago at 2:16 pmI’d email her.
12 years ago at 2:56 pmI might write her a letter
12 years ago at 4:12 pm^ Written in blood?
12 years ago at 12:11 amI’d work on a crossword puzzle with her.
12 years ago at 7:32 amI would mail her my ear and a sample of pee.
12 years ago at 1:55 amI would just.. Cuddle her so hard.
12 years ago at 1:52 pmRule #77: Bros don’t cuddle.
12 years ago at 2:02 pmRule # 24: If the presence or smell of a “Sigma Tau Delta” is detected in the area downstairs, and the WoW game servers are down or slow, and COD is full of 12 year old trolls, cuddling is permissable.
12 years ago at 2:31 pmI’d plank on that sloot
12 years ago at 2:04 pmIt’s rare that I would pee in a trashy girl’s butt. This is an exception.
12 years ago at 2:08 pmI would definitely make her buy me new pillow cases after her make up stains them from a doggy session.
12 years ago at 2:19 pmEhhhh….no
12 years ago at 10:55 pm^^ dorn makes you do that, doesn’t he?
12 years ago at 11:53 am^
12 years ago at 9:36 amIs she Jimmy’s exclusive slam or is she still a community slam?
12 years ago at 2:25 pmLook at the girl. Community slam for sure.
12 years ago at 3:54 pmBy the look of the picture she is leaning away from him, while he’s trying to get closer. Ruling: Community slam.
12 years ago at 3:55 pm