T. Swift Kicks Ass In Spandex

Dillon Cheverere10 years ago

She’s a tall, thin glass of water, isn’t she?

That’s T. Swift training for the opening fight sequence in her “Bad Blood” music video.

We’ve been over this a thousand times, but she is what she is. She’s a tall, thin, lanky, poorly postured woman sans any curves to speak of, but she wears it impossibly well. And she has a crazy factor and inexplicable sex appeal that bring her on par with the world’s heaviest hitters. So awkward, yet a total sex pot.

Let’s settle down soon and have a thousand kids together. .