Taco Bell Wants To Change The Game And Start Serving Alcohol Soon
There are certain events that you will never forget: initiation, graduation, that time your pledge brother got cut off on “All You Can Eat Pancake Night” after eating 43 pancakes and drinking a carafe of tomato juice. These things stay with you for life, but their importance is minuscule compared to the news that just dropped a few days ago. This is the monumental moment of our generation. This is the moment that you learned that Taco Bell may begin serving alcohol.
We’ve all had those late night conversations about how much money Taco Bell could rake in by selling booze. It’s just a savvy business move. Real supply and demand type shit. One franchise that’s opening soon in Chicago’s Wicker Park realized this and is moving mountains to make it happen. Set to open this summer, this Taco Bell will, provided it’s approved, have a liquor license.
Holy. Shit.
It’s perfect. Taco Bell has been a favorite drunk food for years. Many scholars suggest that Taco Bell was actually founded with late night drunk munchies in mind. Look it up.
This Taco Bell won’t just be a regular Taco Bell that happens to serve alcohol. A spokesman for the company that owns Taco Bell said that this particular restaurant will have a “completely new urban restaurant design.” It’s not just going to be a fast food joint. It’s going to be a nightlife spot.
I already know this is going to be a wild success. It’s got money written all over it. When other Taco Bell locations see this, they’ll follow suit and start serving vodka Baja Blasts and other fine drinks, too. Simple shit, guys. They’d be idiots not to do it.
For years, drunk people have been going on late night Taco Bell runs. Some folks have brought in flasks of liquor or even cans of beer to enjoy with their cheesy, Mexican-ish food. Now, provided everything works out, people can go to Taco Bell hungry and sober, and then leave satisfied and with a buzz. What an exciting time to live in this country. Here’s hoping the license gets approved. It’s not what the people want; it’s what the people need..
[via VICE]
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Yeah sounds great but I eat my Taco Bell like everyone else, through the drive thru, and I can’t imagine the they would be allowed to hand open containers of alcohol to drivers or passengers.
11 years ago at 9:57 amThere are places in Texas (and I’m sure elsewhere) that have drive through liqour sales. They put it in a styrafoam cup with a lid, then encase the container in a plastic bag that “should not be opened until final destination”. I’m sure sure about the legal hurdles, but this seems like a viable solution.
11 years ago at 10:02 amI fuckin love Texas
11 years ago at 2:35 pmAnd Louisiana. Which the last time I was there had no open container laws.
11 years ago at 2:21 pmCan’t wait to try the inevitable dorito margaritas.
11 years ago at 9:59 am“People can go to Taco Bell hungry and sober” I still wouldn’t go there sober
11 years ago at 10:02 amLast time I ate Taco Bell I pooped my pants and swore I would never do it again. Looks like I need to buy some more pants.
11 years ago at 10:03 amQuesorita + alcohol = buttstuff
11 years ago at 10:03 amButt stuff after Taco Bell seems highly questionable. Then again, it it butt stuff nonetheless.
11 years ago at 10:25 amI see you like to live dangerously.
11 years ago at 11:36 amIf you’re not living on the edge, then, you’re taking up too much space.
11 years ago at 12:26 amRad Nickelback quote.
11 years ago at 7:58 pmWhen will “Buttstuff” completely die. It’s so close
11 years ago at 3:16 pmGo away, Danny. You’re not welcome here.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmDrop dead, filth.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmDanny’s butt hurt
11 years ago at 4:13 pm#Buttstuff
11 years ago at 6:08 pm#savebuttstuff2015
11 years ago at 7:31 pmDanny, you’re out of your element.
11 years ago at 7:59 pmAm I stupid, or can you not view the videos section on the new version of the app?
11 years ago at 10:05 amHaving the same problem. Also noticed nsfw warnings but no tits.
11 years ago at 10:23 amJust updated it, already regretting it. No forums but hey atleast we can flag offensive comments now and clean up this site!
11 years ago at 10:27 amGo to the “more” tab and switch on “Show NSFW Images” to remove the blur. We had to make this change to keep the app in the App Store, unfortunately.
11 years ago at 10:38 amI view this as an offensive comment
11 years ago at 10:59 amStill not tits. How is that pic even remotely NSFW?
11 years ago at 11:31 amThose commies at Apple would take your soul if they could
11 years ago at 12:06 pmVideos are in the main feed.
11 years ago at 10:34 amWell that’s inconvenient if I want to only look at videos now isn’t it?
11 years ago at 10:37 amEverything you post, while having no entertaining value, is incredibly helpful.
11 years ago at 11:11 amMeanwhile, TSM doesn’t have this issue. TSMTechGuy – 1 TFMTechGuy – 0
11 years ago at 11:19 amBeer shits andTaco Bell shits all in one. Apocalyptic shits!
11 years ago at 10:09 amWe’re finally starting to figure out what mystery meat their ground beef is comprised of and now we’re gonna start drinking their liquor? I imagine a refreshing concoction of listerine, fermented potato vodka brewed in house, and a sprig or two of herpes infested pubes from a disgruntled employee.
11 years ago at 10:11 amNot interested. The sober life is the life for me.
11 years ago at 10:14 amGet off your high horse. Virgin.
11 years ago at 10:51 amI like to eat. I like to drink. I just don’t like to eat and drink. Nothing is better after a hard night of drinking than some tacos and a Baja blast. That’s just my 2 cents.
11 years ago at 10:17 amGonna get lapped for this but I’ve never liked Baja Blast.
11 years ago at 10:50 amYou’re a prophet, you foretold your laps.
11 years ago at 11:32 amPrex getting up-voted? I miss the forums
11 years ago at 1:42 pm