Ideal Songs For Tailgating

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year, when mellow beers on the porch are replaced with the clash of pads and high-octane binge drinking. Tailgates are all about having a good time, and the most essential part of any good time is great music. You want it to be fun, but you also want it to be aggressive. Whenever those fucks on the other team step off the bus, you want the only message they receive to be one of intimidation.

At the same time, you want your music to be provocative. If nobody’s dancing, then you’ve failed as a chapter. Luckily, your good buddy Karl is here to help. Crank up this list of tunes to take your tailgate from great to legendary. It has rock and roll to keep you hyped, country to keep you classy, and hip hop to get those feet moving and some asses shaking.

Happy kickoff, folks. As always, don’t drink and drive.

  1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Is it morning? I’ve been sitting on the toilet all night waiting for Fail Friday.

    8 years ago at 9:11 am
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      8 years ago at 1:09 pm
  2. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    What’s the ideal song compilation for listening to whenever I’m day dreaming about skinning the intern alive while forcing Dorn to eat the raw skin? Any suggestions?

    8 years ago at 9:15 am
  3. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    In defense of tfm the entire staff was out of office yesterday. They had to attend the funeral of some creatine monster named Dillon after John Peterson killed him on Twitter.

    8 years ago at 11:46 am
  4. gobacktoohio

    I’m guessing the they’ve started playing Dixieland delight in Ohio by now.

    8 years ago at 12:02 am