Ideal Songs For Tailgating
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, when mellow beers on the porch are replaced with the clash of pads and high-octane binge drinking. Tailgates are all about having a good time, and the most essential part of any good time is great music. You want it to be fun, but you also want it to be aggressive. Whenever those fucks on the other team step off the bus, you want the only message they receive to be one of intimidation.
At the same time, you want your music to be provocative. If nobody’s dancing, then you’ve failed as a chapter. Luckily, your good buddy Karl is here to help. Crank up this list of tunes to take your tailgate from great to legendary. It has rock and roll to keep you hyped, country to keep you classy, and hip hop to get those feet moving and some asses shaking.
Happy kickoff, folks. As always, don’t drink and drive..
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What’s the ideal song compilation for listening to whenever I’m day dreaming about skinning the intern alive while forcing Dorn to eat the raw skin? Any suggestions?
8 years ago at 9:15 amMolly Cyrus.
8 years ago at 9:22 amStuck in the Middle With You – Steeler’s Wheel
8 years ago at 9:28 amFine Young Cannibals, “I’m Not Satisfied”
8 years ago at 9:32 amHammer smashed face- cannibal corpse
8 years ago at 9:35 am“Tip Toe Through the Tulips” – Tiny Tim
8 years ago at 9:57 amAlive-Pearl Jam
8 years ago at 10:34 amCountry Road. And yeah fuck WVU they cant stake claim to that they suck.
8 years ago at 9:24 amKill yourself
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8 years ago at 12:44 pmFail Saturdays? No? I’ll see myself out gents
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8 years ago at 11:46 amYou playlist sucks
8 years ago at 3:45 pmI’m guessing the they’ve started playing Dixieland delight in Ohio by now.
8 years ago at 12:02 am