Take This Quiz To See Which Presidential Candidate You Should Actually Vote For
9 years ago

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Still undecided? That’s cute, you feeble-minded, donkey-brained half-wit. You’re clearly very in tune with politics. Moron. Lucky for you, there’s a free online quiz you can take that’ll tell you exactly who you should be voting for in ten minutes or less.

ISideWith takes your stances on certain social, political, and other issues, and how important those issues are to you, then uses some funky algorithm to match you with the candidate whose agenda most closely matches yours.

Pretty dangerous concept here. What if Trump takes over this website like he took over JebBush.com? Just makes it so every person who takes it gets the “you should vote for Donald Trump” message at the end? Can’t say I’d hate the move, but it would definitely affect the ballots — almost 31 million people have used ISideWith to match themselves with a candidate, according to their website.

You can think of this like political Tinder, in a way. Using the internet to match yourself up with a fine piece of political ass. God I hope I get Rubio. Dude’s a fucking untamed, wild stallion who just exudes steam heat. In the senate chamber, of course. Definitely not in my dreams every night.

Take the quiz now

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  3. ZeteNJ

    Took it before he dropped out, got Paul by a mile. Now I have Gary Johnson (Libertarian) #feelthejohnson

    9 years ago at 2:58 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      So you think government should outlaw guns and tell people what they can and can’t eat?

      9 years ago at 5:47 pm
      1. JohnStamos

        First point yes. Your second point is ignorant, he was trying to curb obesity by limiting mega sized drinks

        9 years ago at 6:27 pm
  8. Hugo

    95% Gary Johnson. Glad to see this quiz actually included Libertarians, unlike national debates.

    9 years ago at 8:14 pm
    1. Corn1845

      There will actually be a Libertarian debate on fox business channel in late March.

      9 years ago at 9:40 am
      1. Hugo

        Just looked that up, good to know. Nevertheless, I doubt Libertarians will ever be allowed to square off against the D and R establishments at a national level; real freedom would actually start making sense to people.

        9 years ago at 11:40 pm
      3. The Hacksaw

        He must have selected “Yes” to the question “Would you vote in a candidate who is a lying criminal that couldn’t satisfy her man in the sack enough to keep him off the interns”

        9 years ago at 3:05 pm