1. 2ironking

    lol i did this once when i was in mexico funny story actually i drank like 8 modelos lol and fell in the water at 30 mph and it sucked have you ever done that falling out of the boat sucks -2ironking

    13 years ago at 8:31 pm
    1. Richard Head

      I’ll probably get in trouble for revealing this, but secretly Dorn is actually 2ironking and ImInHighSchool, along with seemingly every asian/indian ghetto shoe ad poster. He has a horrific condition known as “Multiple Cyber-Personality Disorder”, and it’s a real killer. Despite repeated attempts to cure him of his disease, after so many failed attempts Bacon simply gave up.

      Now that the truth is out there, we can start to rebuild. We’re here for you, Dorn.

      13 years ago at 2:17 am
  2. ImInHighschool

    I HAT BIENG POOR!!!1!!! IZ LYK OMGEEE Y DO I GOTTO B POOR WEN ODER GUYZ R RICH LYK U!!!!!!!!!1!!!

    13 years ago at 10:31 pm
    1. Rutherford B_RAPE

      ^ Dorn, you should change your name to Roger_RAPE. Everybody is doing it.

      13 years ago at 6:58 am
    2. BallsDeepTKE

      For only 60 cents a month, you can help euthanize a troll near you. That’s pennies a day!

      13 years ago at 9:25 am
    3. howboutit

      I think he meant literally 2 pennies a day, not a greater amount of pennies that could be more easily expressed by using coins of larger value. Say you used two quarters and a dime to make the 60 cents. And on a more serious note, the lack of respect amongst Tekes is disheartening, and i have nothing but pity for you and your dwindling club. It’s ass-bandits like TKEpledge that bring disgrace to fraternal ideals we all hold dear. I’m drunk it’s early.

      13 years ago at 2:18 pm
    1. BallsDeepTKE

      FUCK YEAH! BY THE WAY, I GOT US A TEE TIME ON RONALD REAGAN’S BALLSACK, BUT DON’T WORRY ABOUT BOOZE, THERE’S A MAKER’S MARK DISPENSER ON EVERY TEE BOX! FRAT!

      13 years ago at 9:27 am
    2. howboutit

      They would never let a Teke on to Reagan’s Scrotum National, it’s an exclusive club.

      13 years ago at 2:20 pm