A pledge blacked out, shit his pants, threw up on our risk management chair and, proceeded to piss himself. He's now known on campus as "The Triple Threat." TFM.
I think he’s referring more specifically to the three different bodily fluids this worthless pledge secreted. Bottom line is this kid should have been kicked out on the spot. And if the whole campus knows about one kid who shit himself then you must have one small campus or just a terrible social scene that all anyone has to talk about is some stupid freshman.
so since you can’t drink during pledgeship, your JI’s are the ones that blackout and shit themselves? let the pledges learn how to drink during their pledge semester
A pledge blacked out, shit his pants, threw up on our risk management chair and, proceeded to piss himself. He’s now known on campus as GDI because we took back his bid card. TFM.
He should be known as the pledge your chapter just cut.
14 years ago at 3:10 pmfucking this ^
14 years ago at 9:16 pmBeat me to it
14 years ago at 1:40 pmCool story bro…
14 years ago at 3:19 pm1.) Blacked out
2.) Shit his pants
3.) Threw up on the risk manager
4.) Pissed himself
Fucking Texas math….
14 years ago at 3:25 pmI know right. This kid’s a dumbass. Either that or the Intern is.
14 years ago at 3:40 pmI think he’s referring more specifically to the three different bodily fluids this worthless pledge secreted. Bottom line is this kid should have been kicked out on the spot. And if the whole campus knows about one kid who shit himself then you must have one small campus or just a terrible social scene that all anyone has to talk about is some stupid freshman.
14 years ago at 3:50 pmI think the implied threats were 2, 3, and 4…. Nothing wrong with a good blackout every now and again….
14 years ago at 3:57 pmShit, throw up, piss.
Fucking idiot
14 years ago at 4:24 pmShouldn’t this have been a Fail Friday?
14 years ago at 4:10 pmNo way are you serious?! It’s from Texas so it has to be Frat! Right?
14 years ago at 7:24 am^ This fucking guy
14 years ago at 4:49 pmWhy are lowly pledges drinking in the presence of a most esteemed active in the first place?
14 years ago at 5:39 pmOur pledges can not drink at parties. They just run shit for blacked out actives. I thought that was common rule?
14 years ago at 1:02 pmit could have been their Big Brother night or something
14 years ago at 6:24 pmso since you can’t drink during pledgeship, your JI’s are the ones that blackout and shit themselves? let the pledges learn how to drink during their pledge semester
14 years ago at 12:16 amA pledge blacked out, shit his pants, threw up on our risk management chair and, proceeded to piss himself. He’s now known on campus as GDI because we took back his bid card. TFM.
14 years ago at 6:23 pm^this
14 years ago at 8:33 pmWhy is it so “cool” and “frat” to shit your pants?
14 years ago at 6:28 pmWhy do you “use” so many “quotation” marks?
14 years ago at 7:58 pm“I ‘may’ not ‘have’ a ‘college degree'” TChrisFarleyM
14 years ago at 8:08 pmI don’t “wipe properly”. I don’t “own a toothbrush” or let my “scabs heal”.
14 years ago at 10:12 amThis one time, our funny pledge did this and that…it was sewwwww funny!!!! You guys should have been there!!!
14 years ago at 9:18 pmJust stop.
14 years ago at 9:34 pmno YOU hang up first cutie 😉 😉
14 years ago at 9:42 pmI laughed ^
14 years ago at 2:03 amThought you guys might wanna know
14 years ago at 2:04 amYou gave him permission to shit himself and puke on an active?
14 years ago at 9:35 pmAmidst the awful content of the post, your dumb ass shit the bed with the comma after “and.”
14 years ago at 9:44 am