A pledge blacked out, shit his pants, threw up on our risk management chair and, proceeded to piss himself. He's now known on campus as "The Triple Threat." TFM.

  1. uafrathog

    1.) Blacked out
    2.) Shit his pants
    3.) Threw up on the risk manager
    4.) Pissed himself

    Fucking Texas math….

    14 years ago at 3:25 pm
    1. Frat in the Hat

      I think he’s referring more specifically to the three different bodily fluids this worthless pledge secreted. Bottom line is this kid should have been kicked out on the spot. And if the whole campus knows about one kid who shit himself then you must have one small campus or just a terrible social scene that all anyone has to talk about is some stupid freshman.

      14 years ago at 3:50 pm
    2. Fuck Illegals

      I think the implied threats were 2, 3, and 4…. Nothing wrong with a good blackout every now and again….

      14 years ago at 3:57 pm
    1. SouthernByGodsGrace

      No way are you serious?! It’s from Texas so it has to be Frat! Right?

      14 years ago at 7:24 am
  2. KAlum

    Why are lowly pledges drinking in the presence of a most esteemed active in the first place?

    14 years ago at 5:39 pm
    1. Buzz Lightbeer

      Our pledges can not drink at parties. They just run shit for blacked out actives. I thought that was common rule?

      14 years ago at 1:02 pm
    2. fraternize

      so since you can’t drink during pledgeship, your JI’s are the ones that blackout and shit themselves? let the pledges learn how to drink during their pledge semester

      14 years ago at 12:16 am
  3. Army of Fratness

    A pledge blacked out, shit his pants, threw up on our risk management chair and, proceeded to piss himself. He’s now known on campus as GDI because we took back his bid card. TFM.

    14 years ago at 6:23 pm
    1. Tom Petty Jr

      I don’t “wipe properly”. I don’t “own a toothbrush” or let my “scabs heal”.

      14 years ago at 10:12 am
  4. SlayPussyEatDragons

    This one time, our funny pledge did this and that…it was sewwwww funny!!!! You guys should have been there!!!

    14 years ago at 9:18 pm
  5. Irrfrational

    Amidst the awful content of the post, your dumb ass shit the bed with the comma after “and.”

    14 years ago at 9:44 am