The flask callus on your ankle during football season. TFM.

    1. ItJustComesFratural

      I got this one guys.
      Rather than put the flask you take to the football game in your back pocket and risk getting patted down and losing it, you just tuck it down the side of your boot. Until you can get seated, it rides right on top of your ankle bone and is a pain in the ass thus resulting in aforementioned callus. I don’t take a flask though. We have a liquor store right by the stadium, so I just buy two of the flask sized bottles of Jim Beam on the way to the game and they fit perfectly, but they still rub the shit out of my ankles.

      13 years ago at 1:10 am