Teens Break Into Mobile Home, Steal “Midget Porn,” Start Fire
It’s been said that you can’t judge a book by its cover, and that’s very true. It also really applies to the world of internet news. You can’t judge an article by its title. Far too many times have I stumbled across an article with an enticing title, only to find out it completely blows. However, I recently came across an article with a title so good, I knew the actual story had to be incredible. It couldn’t be fake. I wasn’t being tricked.
I came across a legitimate story involving “midget porn” and arson. It’s an online smut pusher’s dream.
The article, which I found on the Huffington Post‘s Weird News section, is titled, and I’m not making this up, “Sergio Seanez Allegedly Steals ‘Midget Porn’ DVDs, Sets Home On Fire: Cops.”
I swear I heard the smut angels singing when I first saw it. Truly some magical shit, guys.
What exactly happened? Well, according to an official criminal complaint, 18-year-old Sergio Seanez and his 17-year-old partner in crime decided to do a little breaking and entering last month. I mean, shit, what else is there to do in Chaparral, New Mexico?
According to the complaint, and I swear this isn’t made up, the two criminals broke into a mobile home and stole “multiple DVDs relating to Midget Pornography.” You saw that correctly. That said “Midget Pornography,” people.
I have to wonder, though, how exactly did that go down? I assume the two broke into the trailer looking for anything of value, which they did eventually find (electronic appliances and a mirror), but the real question is whether the midget porn was just taken at random or if these two idiots think, “Oh, shit. Midget porn!” as they looted the residence.
After making off with the goods, the pair of delinquents set the trailer on fire, because theft of little people porn just isn’t enough, I guess. Unfortunately for Seanez, he’s looking at some serious charges.
Seanez was charged with burglary, arson, breaking and entering, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. He is scheduled to appear in court Sept. 23.
Keep this in mind next time you’re having a shitty day. At least you’re not breaking into mobile homes, stealing footage of dwarves getting it on, then burning the place to the ground.
[via Huffington Post]
You think midget porn is unusual? You’re not even grazing the surface til you hit that paraplegic porn.
12 years ago at 3:47 pmYes, I have watched a couple in my time. They are pretty good at flicking the joystick. (If you know what I mean)
12 years ago at 3:56 pm^^amputee porn is even better/worse
12 years ago at 3:59 pm^^ No, I don’t know what you mean. Please elaborate.
12 years ago at 4:06 pm^^^^If you’re not about quadruple-amputee porn, don’t even talk
12 years ago at 4:29 pmQuadruple amputee porn… I’ve always just called it nugget porn
12 years ago at 9:31 pm^It’s all fun and games until someone stumbles onto nugget porn.
12 years ago at 5:10 pmIf you search amputee porn on google, and click on the first link, you’re in for a fun surprise.
12 years ago at 7:35 pmProlapsed anuses is where it’s at.
12 years ago at 11:26 pmSeems like a good kid, let’s crowdfund a good attorney for him.
12 years ago at 3:48 pmSounds like a pike pledge task gone wrong.
12 years ago at 4:22 pmI’m more of an ebony-lesbian-nugget-midget porn guy myself
12 years ago at 8:56 pmit’s funny because you could qualify as a midget yourself
12 years ago at 12:40 am