Telling Mom you're going to start drinking more vodka due to your excessive weight gain. TFM. John Baileys9 years ago
Fail Friday already?
9 years ago at 3:50 pmWhy would you tell your mother that?
9 years ago at 3:54 pmNo respect
9 years ago at 5:15 pmVodka. TSM
9 years ago at 4:06 pmYou want to know how I know that you’re gay?
9 years ago at 4:11 pmBecause you’re gay, and it takes one to know one.
9 years ago at 4:14 pmI’ve been had
9 years ago at 4:53 pmYou listen to Coldplay.
9 years ago at 6:48 pmYou listen to nickelback.
9 years ago at 2:32 amYour mom probably won’t love you either way
9 years ago at 8:19 pmThat’s one way to disappoint your parents.
9 years ago at 9:19 pmI fucked your mom
9 years ago at 9:49 pm