Telling people your sports career was tragically cut short by a knee injury, when in reality it was poor work ethic and moderate alcoholism. TFM.

  1. Bernanke is a Hebe

    God fucking damn, if this is an example of the kind of kids currently entering college, I serioisly worry for our country’s future.

    9 years ago at 12:21 pm
  2. Wasted Wednesday

    This is a little too similar to the football post that’s a few back.

    9 years ago at 1:30 pm
    1. luckofthedraw

      In my defense, I’m fairly positive I submitted this months ago. Must be a slow day.

      9 years ago at 1:40 pm