I’m sure he stood there attentively, admiring every detail with great reverence and then informed his receptionist to cancel his afternoon appointments.
“So the girl I hooked up with last night was like the hottest girl in the fucking world. And then the girl I hooked up with two nights ago was even hotter. Then I hooked up with her little sister who was hotter than the other two combined!”
No
10 years ago at 2:20 pmIt probably didn’t take you very long to tell him everything.
10 years ago at 2:33 pmI’m sure he stood there attentively, admiring every detail with great reverence and then informed his receptionist to cancel his afternoon appointments.
10 years ago at 3:30 pmI bet that was awkward telling him about that time with your uncle.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmFail Friday came early this week boys
10 years ago at 8:13 pm“So the girl I hooked up with last night was like the hottest girl in the fucking world. And then the girl I hooked up with two nights ago was even hotter. Then I hooked up with her little sister who was hotter than the other two combined!”
10 years ago at 8:41 pmKill yourself
10 years ago at 10:09 pm“So this one time at band camp…”
10 years ago at 1:28 pmThis was funny. Laps are undeserved.
10 years ago at 5:55 amDid you tell him about the 5840 times you beat off between the ages of 12 and 20?
10 years ago at 12:36 pmThe doctor silently checking off “no” when you walk in wearing chubbies and a backwards visor. RFM.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmNo, you didn’t.
10 years ago at 11:51 pm