Telling the GDIs waiting outside your house that you ran out of alcohol. TFM.

    1. Lacrossekid96

      Either A. you never did this (which is much more probable) and you’re really trying way too hard to impress people on the Internet or B. you have actually done this and you’re just a complete piece of shit.

      9 years ago at 7:05 pm
  1. SharkWeekTFM

    Many people think sharks only buy used cars but actually they are willing to splurge if they are feeling financially secure.

    9 years ago at 7:13 am
  2. Fratasaurus

    Telling the gdi’s in the yard that the lawnmower and weed eater are in the shed.

    9 years ago at 10:01 am