"My dad bequeathed me three great gifts, an awesome name, an unconditional love and being raised in West Texas." -W. TFM.

    1. Thirty Aught Frat

      ^shut the fuck up W is FaF no matter where the hell he’s from. He was raised in Texas so fuck off try hard

      12 years ago at 9:10 pm
  1. BroswickStew

    No offense to your dad, but if he was truly awesome he would”ve bequeathed you some Masters tickets.

    12 years ago at 9:11 pm
    1. CrazyCarl

      I don’t care if this offends you, it was a quite. Read it again and lace ’em up chief.

      12 years ago at 9:20 pm
  2. BroswickStew

    Yeah I see that there’s a problem with my punctation. I know that is a big word for some of y’alll but fuck you.

    12 years ago at 9:13 pm
  3. The_ChiIis_Guy

    Though I must remind all of you that this post is neither an accurate direct quote, nor grammatically sound.

    12 years ago at 9:14 pm
    1. ImNateHlggers

      If I come hang with you at your work will you hook me up with some queso? We can also go smash a bottle of Jim in the back if you wanna.

      12 years ago at 9:29 pm
  4. Erskine MayBro Boss

    Why do direct quotes from TFM’s staff articles keep making the wall?

    12 years ago at 9:38 pm
    1. Danny Devitbro

      They can’t be gay, they endorsed Romney. Gays don’t support Republicans, duh.

      12 years ago at 10:52 am
  5. upperdeck_daddy

    your dad sounds like a white trash piece of shit. way to be proud of having such a worthless family.

    12 years ago at 10:08 pm