I get a boner every time I read the Constitution. TFM.

    1. cocksmack

      he was a pretty good president actually. Can’t base his entire body or work just on Watergate. Know your history shit for brains

      15 years ago at 12:02 pm
    2. The Fratue of Liberty

      He was a brilliant man, and a fine President until he became paranoid. It was a waste. Oh, the things he may have done.

      15 years ago at 2:31 pm
    3. Fratican City

      A lot of people who know their history DON’T THINK that Nixon was a great president, even conservatives.

      15 years ago at 2:32 pm
    4. Baby I'm A-Hazed

      Nixon, shitty POTUS, but great advocate before SCOTUS. Power corrupted him to a great extent.

      15 years ago at 7:24 pm
  1. NObama

    Too bad the Constitution is getting trampled and pissed on by liberal (socialist) politcians.

    15 years ago at 12:03 pm
  2. Majoring in Fratenomics

    And liberals get a boner everytime they see a handful of pennies since they love change.

    15 years ago at 12:49 pm
    1. BROscephus

      i’ll bet you have a bumper sticker that says “i’ll keep my money and my guns, you can have your change”, don’t you?

      15 years ago at 4:34 pm
    2. broseidon, lord of the brocean

      and i also bet that you have never actually read any of the constitution, just recite a bunch of tea party slogans that you can put on a sign for some angry protest. warren buffet, bill gates, sumner redstone and countless others are “liberals” i bet they are counting their pennies

      15 years ago at 5:39 pm
    3. Fratty McFratterson

      Broscephus, if you are going to argue that Obama has done anything but ruin this wonderful country, shut the fuck up, and go to Canada.

      Bumper stickers are for GDIs

      15 years ago at 7:59 pm
    4. Fratty Cake

      Actually, if a car has more than one bumper sticker on it, the likelihood that the car will have a conservative sticker jumps up dramatically. True story, I did first hand research and wrote a paper on it for a journalism class.

      15 years ago at 11:19 pm
    1. Keep the Change

      I hope you mean TPM. You better not act like you’re initiated if you’re still doing bows and toes. In fact, GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW!

      15 years ago at 6:23 pm
    2. Barry Fratbama II

      i use my boner to prop myself up when doing bows and toes so it’s easier. the cute actives don’t know the difference! TFM

      15 years ago at 7:55 pm
    3. frattinhard

      Fucking pledges, I feel bad for your mother if for no other reason then that she birthed a pledge.

      15 years ago at 1:20 am
  3. Sigma Phi Fratsilon

    This is the most NF thing ive ever read. It sounds like a GDI music student when they read lyrics. Who the hell gets a boner from the constitution. I hate when GDI’s get on this website.

    15 years ago at 4:32 pm
  4. Brostan Whaler

    why has nothing else been posted today, what the fuck am I supposed to do while im not paying attention in class?

    15 years ago at 8:01 pm
    1. tired, drunk, etc

      yeah i only clicked comments so i could say that this post is due for a change.

      15 years ago at 10:46 pm
    2. tired, drunk, etc

      yeah hopefully the site monitors are getting sandwiches made for them otherwise this is gay

      15 years ago at 10:47 pm