The Big 10 division names should be GDIs and NFs. TFM.

    1. ??

      70,000 whiskey bent southerners watching SEC > 100,000 GDIs screaming for more Mike’s Hard Lemonade in the Big House.

      14 years ago at 2:10 pm
    2. Boozin Blazin & Hazin

      ??- “70,000 whiskey bent southerners watching SEC > 100,000 GDIs screaming for more Mike’s Hard Lemonade in the Big House.” This is definitely a TFM in itself.

      14 years ago at 3:06 pm
    3. BRO Pelini

      Nat’l Title Breakdown

      SEC — (17)

      Big 12 – (16)

      Big Ten — (13)

      Looks like the SEC has more titles though. Oh wait, 5 of those Big XII titles are Nebraska titles… i.e. move that to the Big Ten total. 18-17, Big Ten wins. Get over yourself SEC, you frat harder than anyone (FACT), but you can stop riding the Florida, LSU, and Bama coattail. If (and when) Auburn kills the geed Pac 10m we’ll be tied up.

      14 years ago at 5:22 pm
    4. funny

      BRO Pelini, I noticed you conveniently left out the first team to win a BCS national championship, Tennessee. So out of 12 BCS title games, the SEC has been represented in 7 and won 6 so far. Not only do we frat hardest, we do football the best.

      14 years ago at 9:11 pm
    5. BRO Pelini

      “Conveniently”, Nebraska crushed Tennessee in the ’97 Orange Bowl (Nebraska 42, Tennessee 17). Tom Osborne hazing Peyton Manning. TFM.

      14 years ago at 1:02 am
    6. BRO Pelini

      On average, the SEC stadiums are 2,700 seats bigger. Want another stat? On average, Big Ten schools have 4 national titles. SEC has an average of 3 national titles (including the 13 claimed titles for Bama). The Big Ten has a total of 43 titles, where the SEC has 34. You can quit the pissing contest. The SEC has won a lot of national titles as of late, but if you SEC guys want to boast about the “best football” you’d realize that your arguments are full of shit. On top of it all frat so hard with your pompoms; up here we actually played football.

      14 years ago at 8:05 pm
  1. FrattyMcFratty

    too bad the biggest greek life in the country runs in penn state, purdue, and illinois. nice try tho!

    14 years ago at 1:53 pm
    1. General Lee

      too bad the biggest geed life in the country runs North of the Mason-Dixon line

      14 years ago at 2:12 pm
    2. Haha...no...

      Unfortunately for you and your outlandish claim, I’ve visited 2 of the 3 schools you’ve mentioned and attended fraternity parties at both. I swear to you, the graphic tee wearing “fraternity men” at PSU asked me why I was dressed like their Dads. The “fraternity party” at IU was the weirdest, lamest thing I’ve ever attended. It was roughly 90% dudes/10% Jewish American Princesses and everyone was sitting around smoking pot.

      I’ve also attended parties at UF, LSU, UGA, Ole Miss, UK, USC, TENN and never encountered any problems. Take my word for it, its laughable to suggest Big 10 has better greek life than SEC.

      14 years ago at 2:24 pm
    3. FratHard

      Actually, Purdue has the third largest Greek system in the country, only behind Illinois and Penn State. IU falls way behind all three. And all Big Ten schools frat hard, every day of the year.

      14 years ago at 3:26 pm
    4. Brotholomew

      I’ve partied at UM, MSU, and Ohio State from the Big Ten and Auburn, Alabama, and Ole Miss from the SEC. SEC fraternities are much wealthier, but the Big Ten would drink and party them under the table. Take it for what you will.

      14 years ago at 6:17 pm
    5. Big Ten is weak

      The SEC doesn’t have the biggest greek life because we dont hand out bids and take our pledgeship serious. Quality over Quantity, TFM.

      14 years ago at 6:26 pm
    1. SPE Sam

      Everyone understands it. The northerners are simply vying for acceptance too. They’re our brothers, regardless of where they live. If a member of your family happened to move to New York to work at Goldman Sachs, would you disown that person? No you wouldn’t, and if you would, you have no sense of familial love, loyalty and respect that we southern men pride ourselves on.

      14 years ago at 7:47 pm
  2. native sig

    Why do you think these TFMs actually get put on the wall?
    Because they are “actual” Total Frat Moves. You yankees are somethin else

    14 years ago at 1:58 pm
  3. Buckingham U. Badger

    Big Ten schools have been referred to as the “Public Ivies” Michigan and OSU have the largest stadiums in the country, and most of the Big Ten frats Hard. Wisconsin is going to roll over the GDI TCU in the Rose Bowl. TFM

    14 years ago at 2:10 pm
    1. Haha...no...

      Are you high? I don’t care many people can sit in your stadium when they’re all dbags.

      14 years ago at 2:27 pm
    2. Big10Blows

      OSU doesn’t have the largest stadium in the country. It’s capacity is 102k. Tennessee just SHRUNK it’s stadium capacity and seats more. So go kill yourself.

      14 years ago at 4:00 pm
    3. Dixiecrat

      Nice try. The ONLY original Public Ivy from the Big Ten is Michigan. There are THREE from the South: UVA, UNC, and Texas.

      But if you wanna keep thinking that so you don’t realize how bleak life is in Madison, go ahead.

      14 years ago at 5:19 pm
  4. your mom's fratdaddy

    3 schools in the Nations Top Ten, TFM. Urban Meyer quitting pledge term, NF.

    14 years ago at 2:28 pm
    1. seriously?

      Okay the Big Ten doesn’t even frat as hard as conference usa, don’t even talk about the sec you geed. Being good at football doesn’t make you fratty. The ear could come back from the dead and toronto could get a team and win 12 straight national championships and they still wouldn’t even frat as hard as candy, let alone bama, ole miss, or any other sec school

      14 years ago at 2:42 pm
    2. Fratty Light

      Not having a single school making it to the national championship this year=NF. Not having a single national champion in the last 5 years=NF. Winning the national championship 4 out of the last 5 years=FaF.

      14 years ago at 7:07 pm
    1. Fratthew Stafford

      How old were you when this game happened? 8? 9? 10? If have to reach for a game that was almost fifteen years ago than you are living in the past. SEC Football. TFM.

      14 years ago at 3:41 pm
    2. Bro J Simpson

      Michigan hazing Florida in the ’08 Citrus Bowl, in Florida’s home state no less. TFM.

      14 years ago at 7:56 pm
  5. snowbro

    we get more people for college hockey games than you backward fucks get for you football games … that being said the south is FaF, just realize that just cause its cold up here, we still go hard

    14 years ago at 2:47 pm
    1. 1848

      Michigan State vs. Michigan at the big house… Im pretty sure 110,000 is bigger than any stadium in the country.

      14 years ago at 3:17 pm
    2. In Broc

      i’m talking about on average … not the blowout sellouts … either way College Football > College Hockey

      14 years ago at 3:22 pm
    3. Milledge Fratenue

      So since that set a record in Michigan stadium, that MUST mean that Michigan prefers hockey to football.

      Therefore proving Michigan is NF.

      14 years ago at 3:36 pm
    4. Ben Elli

      As a hockey player for 7 years, ill still say Football is frattier and a bigger deal. This is the south, football is religion.

      14 years ago at 4:17 pm
    5. Fratdaddy

      That’s cute. What national station was it televised on? Because the sec in the only conference with a major broadcast company devoted to it.

      14 years ago at 5:19 pm
    6. siouxsig

      hockey may be the only thing we have up here but we still get as drunk and as you sec schools do before your games

      14 years ago at 6:22 pm
    7. yes, I call him slampiece

      My hockey player slampiece is way more attractive and better in bed than any fratdaddy I’ve been with… just saying. Better body, too.

      14 years ago at 7:21 pm