Fratrick, classy comment. You’re clearly a great guy. I think the answer you’re looking for is that he’s a southern gentleman who became an All American football player at Alabama, received a Medal of Honor for being a war hero, then randomly started playing a game for fun that he was so naturally good at he was able to go to China, play against Chinese players who trained their whole lives at one game, and embarrassed them in their own country. That, sir, is how the hell “a retard who bangs a cum dumpster, AIDs laden whore” is fratty.
actually frattrick, if you recall, he pushed an aids laden whore off of him got slapped, can called stupid, and still had more class than his commanding officer. Suck it b.
When watching the movie most recently, I noticed all the things that were FaF that he did, I decided to narrow it down to these, but I’m pleased to see his plantation house, white house visits, name origin, etc. did not go unnoticed.
How the hell is being a retard who bangs a cum dumpster, AIDs laden whore fratty?
14 years ago at 11:06 amHe wasn’t retarted. You never go full retard..
14 years ago at 11:08 amretarded*
14 years ago at 11:11 amFratrick here’s your answer-
Born and raised in the South, All-American SEC football star, war hero, master of the seas, rich as fuck. Forrest Gump.
14 years ago at 11:19 amFratrick, classy comment. You’re clearly a great guy. I think the answer you’re looking for is that he’s a southern gentleman who became an All American football player at Alabama, received a Medal of Honor for being a war hero, then randomly started playing a game for fun that he was so naturally good at he was able to go to China, play against Chinese players who trained their whole lives at one game, and embarrassed them in their own country. That, sir, is how the hell “a retard who bangs a cum dumpster, AIDs laden whore” is fratty.
14 years ago at 11:23 amGod Bless America
Not to mention Forrest was named for his ancestor, General Nathan Bedford Forrest. Frat, Forrest, Frat.
14 years ago at 12:29 pmTreating a woman with respect, even if she is a “cum dumpster, AIDs laden whore” – FaF
14 years ago at 11:03 pm@ keep the change…..very well played sir!
14 years ago at 2:09 pmactually frattrick, if you recall, he pushed an aids laden whore off of him got slapped, can called stupid, and still had more class than his commanding officer. Suck it b.
14 years ago at 12:53 pmSlow yes, retarded maybe, never go full retard
14 years ago at 12:07 pmRun fast. That’s not retarded
14 years ago at 1:44 pmI’d say Tom Cruise dancing ≥ simple jack.
14 years ago at 3:00 pmInvesting in a fruit company. TFM
14 years ago at 12:16 pmUnfortunately that fruit happens to be Apple…still got him rich as fuck.
14 years ago at 12:39 amusing a ping pong table for ping pong and not beer pong- FaF.
14 years ago at 1:14 pmWhen watching the movie most recently, I noticed all the things that were FaF that he did, I decided to narrow it down to these, but I’m pleased to see his plantation house, white house visits, name origin, etc. did not go unnoticed.
14 years ago at 1:50 pmI’m not a smart man…but I know what frat is.
14 years ago at 5:02 pm^^ LOL
14 years ago at 5:43 pmloyaltyaboveall wins comment of the day.
14 years ago at 11:01 pmteaching elvis to dance-FaF
14 years ago at 7:59 pmForrest Gump is an incompetent retard
14 years ago at 9:27 pm