Tennessee Has Hottest Girls In SEC According To Football Recruits
There are many different types of bragging rights amongst your conference foes: head-to-head matchups, recruiting rankings, best stadium, highest annual revenue, championship trophies, and more important categories like which school has the best looking girls. According to six different blue chip high school football prospects that had just come off visits across the SEC, the winner of that last category is the University of Tennessee. All six voted unanimously.
The six recruits polled include: Joshua McMillon, Deddrick Thomas, Jamal Jones, Johnathon Johnson, Nikia Cathey, and Cornelius Sturghill.
Best looking girls
Sturghill: Tennessee
Cathey: Tennessee
Jones: Tennessee
Johnson Tennessee
Thomas: Tennessee
McMillon: Tennessee
I guess the only thing to do now is include photos.
And although she no longer wears Tennessee orange, I have to throw Layla Kiffin in here.
h/t John M Fratsman
[via Big Lead Sports, 24/7 Sports]
Pathetic.
12 years ago at 4:32 pmYou queer, boy?
12 years ago at 4:38 pmYou gay, son?
12 years ago at 4:39 pmYou homo, dude?
12 years ago at 4:46 pmYou a Peter-puffer, partner?
12 years ago at 5:04 pmI bet you could suck a golf ball through a water hose.
12 years ago at 5:21 pmprobably smokes more pole than Neil Patrick Harris on 4/20
12 years ago at 6:43 pmYou a fudge-packer, hermano?
12 years ago at 8:23 pmThat girl in the purple top has beautiful personalities…
12 years ago at 4:33 pmSo bacon gives us naked bieber pics and you give us this. You win today Dorn.
12 years ago at 4:36 pmI think hotsecpoon.com might just be my new favorite website.
12 years ago at 4:36 pmhotsecpoon.com. TFM.
12 years ago at 4:37 pmMakes me proud to be a Vol. GBO.
12 years ago at 4:38 pmI feel bad for you.
12 years ago at 5:01 pm^ We feel bad for you.
12 years ago at 5:20 pm^Exactly
12 years ago at 5:36 pmFalse. Girls do not look good in Orange. Why do you think they get so much shit for having a spray tan? I like my women in Red, White and Blue! Hotty Toddy!
12 years ago at 4:39 pmIf those 17 women don’t make you feel ready for some serious Woman Respecting, youre a god-damned communist and can get the f out.
12 years ago at 6:45 pm^^God damn you’re gay.
12 years ago at 8:22 pmI do find it a bit ironic that Dorn wrote this article, seeing how his mother attended the University of Tennessee.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmTerrible. None of these are competitive recruits for Ole Miss or Georgia, so they clearly didn’t see where the real talent lies. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Tennessee native. The ladies are exceptional, but they’re still #3.
12 years ago at 4:40 pmFalse. These six guys went on a week long tour through the SEC making stops that included both Oxford and Athens. So lace em up chief.
12 years ago at 4:44 pmAlmost all of the recruits are from (Memphis,) Tennessee, except for one who committed to A&M/is from Texas. One of them is even currently enrolled at UT. Of course people are going to say their own shool has the hottest slams.
12 years ago at 4:46 pmTennessee and Ole Miss both have great looking women. I’ve been to Athens and have no idea where you got the idea UGA had good looking women.
12 years ago at 4:46 pmMemphis is closer to Oxford than it is Knoxville so you’re argument is invalid
12 years ago at 4:47 pmWhen Georgia came to Oxford, there was plenty to look at on both sides. Can’t really speak for Athens as a whole, but the Grove was certainly in full bloom when the Dawgs came to town.
12 years ago at 4:48 pmOle Miss? Talent? Not sure what you’re smoking, pal. You got one good recruiting class. There’s a lot of great things about your school, but ya’ll are getting mighty uppity for a team that went…hold the phone here…7-6. Wouldn’t pop the corks just yet…and by the way, a 5-7 Tennessee team produced more NFL talent in one draft than your team has in several years.
12 years ago at 5:30 pmTalking about women. That’s the real talent.
12 years ago at 10:20 pmLook, pal, it doesn’t matter. They came to your school, got the best recruiting pitch your coaches could offer, and came away less impressed with the females than at another school. Just give up the ghost here. There’s plenty of lovely girls at UGA and OM, no one’s saying that there aren’t.
Also, using “it’s the home state school, of course they would say that” is not relevant when referring to Memphis and UT. UT is 8 hours away and most Memphis kids root for Bama, Ole Miss, or other closer schools these days.
12 years ago at 10:51 pmLook pal, I’m from Memphis and, trust me, UT fans outnumber everyone else by a long shot. Traditionally as well, most Memphis athletes worth a damn go to UT. That’s not my point though. My point is that a bunch of kids who are in all likelihood going to go to UT say UT has the hottest women. They’re not all from Memphis; all but 1 is from the state of Tennessee.
I go to Ole Miss. Naturally I’m going to say we have the best looking women, regardless of the fact my 40 isn’t quite 4.4 anymore. Other than the masochist going to A&M (College Ststion sucks, but you gotta be true to your school man), they’re all UT recruits and they all said UT. This isn’t rocket science, and it has nothing to do with how capable either football program is. Other than telling the world about SECpoon.com, though, all this article tells us is that a bunch of kids/potential future footballers going to UT think the girls at UT are hot.
12 years ago at 1:07 pmAlright, so we’re going to disagree. However, there’s a few important things I can’t not point out.
1. It’s good that we’ve traditionally gotten Memphis’s best prospects, but the vast majority of UT’s instate recruits in the last several years have come from the midstate area.
12 years ago at 3:56 pm2. Only one of these kids is actually going to UT (Johnson). The rest are just as much OM’s or Bama’s or whoever’s recruits, so to say they’re “likely going there” is a big assumption unless Butch Jones starts reliably locking down Memphis (would be nice).
3. Check out the actual article, “who has the best girls” was only one of several questions asked, and some nice things were said about Ole Miss too.
4. I might shoot myself if I had to live in College Station.
That’s fair. Cheers!
12 years ago at 8:28 pmWhat exactly is Coach Jones promising these recruits? God bless him, it’s working.
12 years ago at 4:43 pm