Tennessee Tech Kappa Sigma’s Beloved Frat Goat, Ranger, Is Now In Frat Goat Heaven
It is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform the world that beloved frat goat and pound-for-pound cutest thing on the planet, Ranger, has recently passed away.
Rest in peace little buddy. pic.twitter.com/3sLRp14fhx
— Ranger (@Rangerthegoat) July 20, 2015
Absolutely devastating. They say the good die young, but damn it, we weren’t ready to say goodbye. Just soul crushing news. Call me soft all you want, but Ranger’s death has me all teary-eyed and at a loss for words. I’ll just let this memorial video I made do the talking for me. Hopefully it does him the justice he deserves.
Now Ranger is grazing the fields of frat goat heaven, taking frat goat naps, and doing other frat goat stuff that will make the female angels swoon at the sheer sight of this adorable little guy.
Rest easy, sweet prince. .
RIP, little man. There’s definitely a Goat House somewhere up there for you.
10 years ago at 6:27 pmTruly a hallmark of our campus, you’ll be greatly missed Ranger. Keep being a goat doing goat stuff and party it up in heaven for us.
10 years ago at 6:42 pmAEKDB
10 years ago at 6:56 pmA-A-A-A-A-AEKDB
10 years ago at 6:58 pmThis is the definition of TFM news. No one outside the Greek community really cares, but to us, this is a major headline.
10 years ago at 9:50 pmIt’s either pollen season agor those darn onion ninjas are messing around again.
RIP Ranger. Frat on in Goat Heaven.
10 years ago at 10:30 pmSorry “agor” should have been “or”
10 years ago at 10:31 pmThis saddens kappa sigmas all around the nation.. Stay strong brothers, for ranger! ΑΕΚΔΒ
10 years ago at 10:43 pmWho put these onions over here? R.I.P. Ranger.
10 years ago at 10:46 pmThis is more sad than the passing of Lil’ Sebastian
10 years ago at 12:33 am