My thoughts on big government are the same as my thoughts on handjobs. Don't try to do something for me that I can do better myself. TFM.

  1. Frattiesburg

    Obama and his liberal cronies will do their best to control our lives. It’s up to the voters to repel big government.

    15 years ago at 4:32 pm
    1. Grappler

      Agreed. I do think it is hypocritical to want less goverment intervention AND want the government to be able to tell two gay people that they cannot get married or that a woman cannot have an abortion though.

      15 years ago at 4:43 pm
    2. Brony Montana

      Frattiesburg, you sound like Glenn Beck. “Control our lives”? Seriously? Go hide in a fucking cave you paranoid piece of shit.

      15 years ago at 5:20 pm
    3. texasfrat

      Grappler, there are some things that the government must do, and the first one of those is protect the rights of its citizens. I understand the whole “it’s my body, I can do what I want” thing when it comes to drugs, but once you start interfering with another person’s (born or unborn) right to live, the government has to do something. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Straight from the founders.
      And as far as gay marriage, I could care less whether two people want to get married/call themselves married/whatever, but I have a problem with the government recognizing a gay marriage as equal to a heterosexual marriage. Granting rights to a gay couple through civil unions is fine, I just don’t think we should recognize gay marriage as equal with “normal” marriage. Equal rights, not equal recognition.

      15 years ago at 7:46 pm
    4. Grappler

      This conversation will go nowhere because I do not believe that life begins at conception, so in my eyes an unborn fetus does not have any rights. I also do not see the big deal about allowing homosexual marriage to be considered on the same level as heterosexual marriage.

      15 years ago at 8:04 pm
    5. Frattiesburg

      Brony, you’re just uneducated swine. You’re a blind liberal sheep.

      I’m a libertarian for small government. I want them out of my fucking life.

      15 years ago at 11:03 pm
    6. Mr_Fratastic

      Grappler you should be pro-life considering I talked your mom out of getting an abortion when she was pregnant with you.

      15 years ago at 11:14 pm
    7. 1909zoz

      To add a little context here, the law in America has been that life begins at birth, not before, since the 1700’s. It’s not like allowing abortion is really a big step here. This is really a moral decision that should be made by the couple dealing with the situation. Personally, I think it is a terrible thing to do, but, hey, it keeps the poor, uneducated population down a bit.

      15 years ago at 7:57 pm
  2. I Piss Excellence

    Most people who whine for small government are complete hypocrites who don’t understand how it all works- and I like small government. But what so many of the jackasses at political rallies like the Tea Partiers don’t seem to understand is that the government already subsidizes their food, their children’s education, their health care costs (keyword is costs, not coverage), their retirement (Social Security), and their retirement health care (Medicare/Medicaid). This all while these same people want government to regulate gay marriage, profanity/nudity/and the like on TV and in the movies, etc. You can’t claim to be for small government, then pick and choose what the government regulates just because it’s convient to you or fits your own moral agenda. Fucking sheep. Ron Paul is the only man in Washington who is actually for small government and means what he says, even if some of his ideas are bit too radical for my tastes.

    15 years ago at 6:10 pm
    1. texasfrat

      Ron Paul is the man. Only person in Congress who truly understands the Constitution

      15 years ago at 7:47 pm
    2. hot dog

      Gay marriage will perpetuate the disintegration of the traditional family structure, which has more to do with the rate of poverty in the United States than any other cause. Of course, government handouts exacerbate this breakdown by unintentionally incentivizing fathers to leave their families with these extra “welfare funds.”

      This is just an example. Certain moral issues SHOULD be regulated by the government because they lead to a moral and ethical disintegration of American society, which has, unto recently in our nation’s history, successfully perpetuated high moral standards. These issues include abortion, gay marriage, feminism, etc.

      15 years ago at 8:55 pm
    3. Saint_Fratrics_day

      The only role of government should be military, courts, and police. These are in place to make sure your basic human rights are protected. Everything else is unjustified theft of tax payer dollars.

      15 years ago at 9:10 pm
    4. Gene Coleman Jr

      Mr. Pisser, please keep in mind TFM is for entertainment. In the future, try not to get so politically butt hurt over jokes.

      15 years ago at 10:23 pm
    5. Frattiesburg

      yes, which is why we need to vote someone into office that will un-fuck all this government regulated bullshit.

      Ron or Rand 2012.

      15 years ago at 11:04 pm
    6. Lucas Fratterson

      Fucking brilliant, hot dog. I will save your excerpt and use it in future arguments. Frat on.

      15 years ago at 12:30 am
    7. Rebel Frat

      What? Are you kidding me? How can you be on this website and say that there is nothing wrong with gay marriage?

      15 years ago at 9:15 pm
    8. WinstonEverettTownes

      if you cant say your thoughts in 2 sentences or less. GTFO. im not waisting my time reading your s h i t.

      15 years ago at 10:25 pm
    9. GolfPro

      Look, if gay marriage meant that two guys would be blowing each other in my front lawn, then I would be against it. In reality, gays don’t negatively/positively affect me at all so they can do whatever they want.

      Live and let live.

      15 years ago at 4:51 am
    10. Frat Rat

      Hot dog, you are basically paraphrasing an argument made by Lord Patrick Devlin in the late ’50s.

      This argument was subsequently destroyed by HLA Hart. Some people think that pre-marital sex is symptomatic of declining morals in America—would you outlaw that?

      15 years ago at 4:38 am
  3. Nitro Hazelton

    Christian values, liberal economics.
    No gay marriage.
    No bailouts.
    No abortions.
    No taxing the wealthy.

    15 years ago at 5:15 pm