Why is this impossible to believe? It certainly is not characteristic of everyone who frequents this website, but you have to at least believe that some of our peers fathers are billionaires.
frattylight youre an idiot. there are <2000 billionaires in the world. it is highly unlikely than anyone on here has a father who is a billionaire. you are fucking delusional.
billionaires dont let their kids attend SEC schools.
What’s your dad’s TFM name? I would like to read more TFM’s by the person that was actually pulling them rather than his degenerate mooch of failed birth control. Fratimus Prime-nf. Fratimus Prime’s FATHER-FAF.
While we’re bragging, check out the 2007 Berkshire annual report.
“We paid the IRS tax of $1.2 billion on our PetroChina gain. This sum paid all costs of the U.S. government – defense, social security, you name it – for about four hours.”
Glad my family got into that early. Really though, have fun with your astros.
If this were at least a decent team and even possibly true, I MIGHT offer to make you a sandwich.
15 years ago at 10:56 pmWhy is this impossible to believe? It certainly is not characteristic of everyone who frequents this website, but you have to at least believe that some of our peers fathers are billionaires.
15 years ago at 11:49 pmYou can make me a sandwich.
15 years ago at 11:55 pmfrattylight youre an idiot. there are <2000 billionaires in the world. it is highly unlikely than anyone on here has a father who is a billionaire. you are fucking delusional.
billionaires dont let their kids attend SEC schools.
14 years ago at 9:55 amIt’s safe to say that you don’t know many people at SEC schools then.
14 years ago at 9:38 pmHe’s TFTC how shitty the team is
15 years ago at 11:12 pmThe Astros may suck donkey dick, but yes… This means he is TFTC.
14 years ago at 7:19 pmDoesn’t matter how bad the team is if you paid 680 million and now own a baseball team I call that badass and all profit. So TFM!
15 years ago at 12:48 amAgreed sir
15 years ago at 7:35 amWhat’s your dad’s TFM name? I would like to read more TFM’s by the person that was actually pulling them rather than his degenerate mooch of failed birth control. Fratimus Prime-nf. Fratimus Prime’s FATHER-FAF.
15 years ago at 1:00 amtold him, bro..
15 years ago at 1:32 amUnnecessary caps lock. NF.
15 years ago at 6:59 amIf your Dad really owns the astros then he spoke at my school as the graduation keynote speaker, and sucks ass. Just so we all are clear.
15 years ago at 1:11 amWhile we’re bragging, check out the 2007 Berkshire annual report.
“We paid the IRS tax of $1.2 billion on our PetroChina gain. This sum paid all costs of the U.S. government – defense, social security, you name it – for about four hours.”
Glad my family got into that early. Really though, have fun with your astros.
15 years ago at 1:21 amProbably the gayest post i’ve ever seen on this site. Do less.
14 years ago at 11:33 pmIf I had a bank vault full of fucks, I wouldn’t give you a single one.
14 years ago at 1:24 am^ this
14 years ago at 11:45 pmyeah? well make sure he buys some damned talent.
15 years ago at 3:52 amMy dad didn’t like the way the moon was being run, so he bought it for 680 billion.
15 years ago at 8:32 amNice.
14 years ago at 10:10 amReceipts or it didn’t happen…
15 years ago at 8:50 ambout time
15 years ago at 9:02 am