Dad didn't like the way the Astros were being run, so he bought them; for 680 mil. TFM.

  1. Jayhawk Delta Love

    If this were at least a decent team and even possibly true, I MIGHT offer to make you a sandwich.

    15 years ago at 10:56 pm
    1. frattylight1901

      Why is this impossible to believe? It certainly is not characteristic of everyone who frequents this website, but you have to at least believe that some of our peers fathers are billionaires.

      15 years ago at 11:49 pm
    2. Frat Rat

      frattylight youre an idiot. there are <2000 billionaires in the world. it is highly unlikely than anyone on here has a father who is a billionaire. you are fucking delusional.

      billionaires dont let their kids attend SEC schools.

      14 years ago at 9:55 am
  2. snarf_sig_zetapi

    Doesn’t matter how bad the team is if you paid 680 million and now own a baseball team I call that badass and all profit. So TFM!

    15 years ago at 12:48 am
  3. ItJustComesFratural

    What’s your dad’s TFM name? I would like to read more TFM’s by the person that was actually pulling them rather than his degenerate mooch of failed birth control. Fratimus Prime-nf. Fratimus Prime’s FATHER-FAF.

    15 years ago at 1:00 am
  4. 1935

    If your Dad really owns the astros then he spoke at my school as the graduation keynote speaker, and sucks ass. Just so we all are clear.

    15 years ago at 1:11 am
  5. foundingfather

    While we’re bragging, check out the 2007 Berkshire annual report.

    “We paid the IRS tax of $1.2 billion on our PetroChina gain. This sum paid all costs of the U.S. government – defense, social security, you name it – for about four hours.”

    Glad my family got into that early. Really though, have fun with your astros.

    15 years ago at 1:21 am
  6. Frat E. Lee

    My dad didn’t like the way the moon was being run, so he bought it for 680 billion.

    15 years ago at 8:32 am