Never having fantasies about the boss's daughter, because that's my sister, and I'm not from Alabama. TFM.

    1. SouthernByGodsGrace

      No. North Dakota? Chug bleach please.

      Southern states bashing on other Southern states now? Fuck that.

      Motion for everyone to go back to bashing on New Jersey, California, and Canada again.

      14 years ago at 4:41 pm
    2. west is best

      God graced you with the ability to speak. Do us all a favor though champ and let the big boys handle things. You can go back to your favorite hobbies like beating woman, drinking away a life of shame, or my personal favorite just making an ass out of yourself with comments like this.

      14 years ago at 5:36 pm
    3. Brother Whiskey Dick

      west is best….. Really? Your west coast “frat” is probably as cool as AIDS. Beating woman? Learn how to write. If a joke gets you that butthurt I can only imagine how sad you are in real life.

      14 years ago at 6:24 pm
    4. bornaBROg

      Fuck all of this, West Virginia takes the cake as the most incestuous state filled with the most vile people

      14 years ago at 7:38 pm
    5. WV_SLAG

      Wow. These comments about West Virginia that you gentlemen have just made just show how ignorant and uneducated some of you are. West Virginia is a beautiful state and, in case you didn’t know, there are plenty of wealthy people here that are nothing like the hick fucks that the whole state is portrayed as in modern day media. I suggest some of you actually take a trip here, instead of just watching dumbass youtube videos. Go Herd and fuck ignorant southerners.

      14 years ago at 12:05 am
      1. Swim in FRATatoriums

        Go Herd! From the son of a Marshall grad and former resident of Hurricane, WV.

        14 years ago at 8:36 am
    6. Fratting hard

      If you ever have a free hour and a half to blow, watch “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.” You won’t be disappointed.

      14 years ago at 7:31 am
    7. ThinkAboutIt

      WVU party’s harder than any southern school. And if you try and bring up couch burning as a bad thing, then you’re just retarded cause it’s really fucking fun.

      14 years ago at 7:53 am
    8. bornaBROg

      I’m not saying West Virginia isn’t a beautiful state. However, I’ll bet the ratio of incestuous retards to accomplished, wealthy individuals is higher than any other state out there. Congratulations on partying hard WVU; I’m sure that second-rate degree will do wonders for your career

      14 years ago at 11:55 am
    1. WooPig

      I hope you feel cool, because if you’ve visited the U of A, you would feel like an ignorant fuck. The University of Arkansas is nothing like you think. Take a lap, you fuck.

      14 years ago at 5:54 pm
    2. Mike Hancho

      What’s the definition of a female virgin in Arkansas? A girl that is faster than her brothers

      14 years ago at 7:25 pm
    3. Eighteen Fifty Five

      I’m from the south but I can appreciate a good joke. I laughed at that one.

      14 years ago at 7:55 pm
    4. TotalFHMove

      How about you just go back to wearing your ed hardy and cargos up in Jersey. Quit disgracing the south.

      14 years ago at 10:47 am
    1. fratrickswayze

      He’s right- it can be both. Go back to grammar school, bud. That rule is only mandatory if the subject is plural.

      14 years ago at 5:46 pm
  1. ReaganBush1984

    I am from Alabama and I have never, in my entire life, met someone who married their cousin.

    14 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. ZacBroBand

      “Listen here ____ if anyone’s gonna have sex with my sister, it’s gonna be ME!”

      14 years ago at 3:29 pm
    2. Sunrise Shotguns

      I know a kid from Michigan who lives in North Carolina who fucked his cousin

      14 years ago at 4:11 pm
    3. bro tide

      haha don’t get ass sore. incest. NF. gay incest? we’ll leave it to arkansas.

      14 years ago at 5:42 pm
  2. Nice Try

    Your’re from Texas. You breed with Mexicans and jerk off to cowboys and cattle.

    14 years ago at 3:19 pm
    1. the nelson

      Those from here understand it, those not from here dont. Its in your blood or it isnt, kind of like class.

      14 years ago at 9:53 am
  3. DavidAllanBro

    Alabama whooped that ass in 2009. Fuck off. You have fantasies of colt mccoy naked.

    14 years ago at 3:59 pm
    1. txfratstar

      FreetoFRAT, you think our economy sucks now, what do you think it would be without Texas? Dumbass

      14 years ago at 11:04 pm
    2. I bet you don’t have any horns, queer. What do you think will happen if Texas secedes? Mexico won’t take you and the US will never look back. The US would enact an embargo on your state and you will be strangled into submission.

      14 years ago at 12:16 am
    3. TCU Fratmaster

      The US would never allow Texas to withdraw from the Union because it could not survive without us. If you took the Texas economy out of the US it would be the 12th largest economy in the world. Furthermore, Texas host many key assets for the US and therefore would not be allowed to secede. But if we did manage to win the war for independence you can bet your ass we’d emerge as a world super power.

      14 years ago at 2:13 am
    4. frat blunts

      I would LOVE to see Texas try to secede. Watching them try to stay afloat without any federal aid of any kind, and watching the Mexican drug lords take over would be hilarious. It would be North America’s version of Pakistan or Afghanistan: filled with drug, gangs, guns, poverty and right wing extremists.

      14 years ago at 6:48 am
    5. Fucking Texas mentality, tired of it. World super power, really champ? Just stay at TCU and never leave your beloved state please. There are enough morons around already.

      14 years ago at 12:27 pm
    6. Frat around da world

      Texas wouldn’t become a world super power if it secedes… you need a lot more then natural resources to call yourself that. look at the middle east, they have plenty of oil and the still live in clay huts. second, i love my state but we lost the right to secede after the civil war it would be illegal, you say you don’t care, i bet you would when the United States puts a trade embargo so big it would make Cuba look like a flourishing society. and third, with 90% of US oil refined in Texas, it would be economic doomsday for both parties. the US would take a few years to construct refineries for all the foreign oil we bring in and Texas wouldn’t be producing any gas with an embargo in effect. And foreign oil isn’t American, and if its not American its NF.

      Whatever happened to ONE Nation, under God… or did you let Obama take that away from you

      14 years ago at 12:38 pm
    7. There is absolutely not one thing with loving your state, I will defend Georgia until the day I die. Its just the Civil war is over, we lost. Lose the ‘my state is the fucking bomb and we don’t need America’. Texas is part of the US and they need to drop the badass tone. We are one nation and need to act as such. I only bashed Texas because I am tired of that mentality.

      14 years ago at 12:48 pm
    8. Frat around da world

      i hate when the minority are perceived as the majority, that attitude pisses me the fuck off too. I love Texas, BUT I love America unconditionally. USA!

      14 years ago at 1:01 pm
    9. AccuFrat

      People from Texas like to think that the US wouldnt be able to survive without it. The only state that really matters that much to the US is New York, and really only Manhattan. Saudis make Texas their bitch when it comes to oil, where as wall street is second to no other financial capital in the world.

      14 years ago at 1:57 pm
    10. Frat around da world

      would you stop assuming everyone from Texas thinks the same way… god damn. if you ever even spoke to someone from Texas that said something as moronic as what you’ve quoted then please target that one individual. it was a group of people say “a group of morons.” If you let one person represent the majority then you’re no better than a european and thats NF

      14 years ago at 10:36 am