1. futurestradeCME

      Dorn, look what you did. Look at this shit. My dick looks like a corn dog, I’ve got cake all over my balls!

      13 years ago at 4:42 pm
    2. Dorns_Boy_Toy

      He clearly is making an American Wedding reference. How have you not memorized all of Stifler’s lines?

      13 years ago at 11:25 pm
  1. Brodasaurus Rex

    I feel like this would have been funnier if it were posted a couple months ago.

    13 years ago at 4:47 pm
  2. The Baron

    Telling your professor you’ll give him a one-semester pass on banging his Freshman daughter in return for an A.

    13 years ago at 5:02 pm
  3. Fratspeare

    Actually, a true fraternity man rages uncontrollably at parties but is a complete gentleman when the time asks for it. Being a dick to authority figures is what GDIs do. You obviously weren’t raised correctly, son. NF

    13 years ago at 10:17 pm
    1. Fijiwater69

      Dick perrys mom is a transvestite hooker. Repressed childhood memories for sure.

      13 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. The Standard

      ^^ hes a writer and an internet personality. What the fuck is “fratty” about that?

      13 years ago at 8:53 am
    2. anon7472974648

      Ha. Fratsman, you old card. And don’t even get me started about the thrill of font-to-text color coordination.

      13 years ago at 10:34 am