If God had a throne. it'd be made of keystone.

    1. James Frank Fratkins

      Haze yourself. It will prepare you for the hazing you are about to receive for even commenting on this. Good luck fucker. “WHOOP!” douche.

      14 years ago at 1:43 pm
    2. OneFrattyFuck

      That means your not a brother yet and hence NF. Shut your fucking mouth pledge bitch!

      14 years ago at 11:56 pm
    3. PursuitOfFratiness

      In response to the pledge comments, I’m so happy y’all found the Internet to express your feelings. Frat on dickweeds.

      14 years ago at 12:12 am
  1. Old Money 1856

    If that throne was a toilet I’d drop a duece in it, but I’ll bring my own liquor, it’s been aging since before you were born

    14 years ago at 11:19 am
  2. Fratty Face Nelson

    If God had a throne similar to this, the beer would probably cost more and thus, be much better quality than Keystone. God probably has a fair amount of ‘walking around’ money.

    14 years ago at 11:35 pm