Check Out How Tom Herman Decides If His Players’ Urine Is Acceptable Or Not

I can already tell University of Texas Head Football Coach Tom Herman is going to give Harbaugh a run for his money in the insane coach department. He openly talks about how he got fired for stealing from a Subway, he gets in heated arguments with local radio hosts, and let’s not forget how he makes out with each one of his players before every game:

Okay, well maybe they don’t French, but it’s close enough.
Well it looks like Ol’ Tom has just added another insane coaching tactic to his pedigree with this Home Depot paint section-esque color chart to which he would like his players to compare their urine.
Tom Herman’s attention to detail is real. Look there, in between 3 and 4 — he’s even included pissing blood on this chart. It looks like if you’re spouting blood out from downstairs for whatever reason, you fall somewhere between a champion and a selfish teammate, which sounds like the sweet spot if you’re trying to pull an Alex Moran by being the backup QB and nothing more. Just gotta perfect the self-inflicted kidney punch and you’re in the clear (or, more aptly, in the red).
Keep the content coming, Hermy..
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Sometimes you have to piss excellence.
9 years ago at 10:45 amHasn’t everyone come across a golden shower video and oddly finding a heavy amount of blood flowing down to your cum gun
9 years ago at 10:49 amTo quote jack Nicholson here, “you fuckin people”
9 years ago at 10:51 amI’m convinced you only made an account to try and get bad commenter of the week.
9 years ago at 11:24 amHaving championship level piss TFM
9 years ago at 10:49 amMight have to copy this idea
9 years ago at 10:51 amAll of his qb’s are trying to be the backup.
9 years ago at 11:08 amI have seen similar charts above the urinals of public restrooms in Malaysia. But without the attitude.
9 years ago at 11:12 amLiterally pissing excellence. TFM.
9 years ago at 11:25 amInteresting, if you piss Texas orange you’re headed for Area 51
9 years ago at 11:31 amGiving players a reason other than drugs to do Oil Change TFM
9 years ago at 11:42 amAlmost
9 years ago at 1:57 pmMaybe if he didn’t check their piss and have these boys run blind wind sprints in the forest and maybe they’d win a goddamn national championship #TFMExec
9 years ago at 1:27 pmThe fuck is up with your hashtag?
9 years ago at 9:35 pm