Texas Rangers Perfectly Troll Astros After Clinching AL West Title
10 years ago

The Houston Astros are going to the playoffs, but as the second wild card team. Throughout the season, the Astros have been running a “Come and Take It” campaign. Since its inception, the Astros mascot will run out on the field toting the flag, just flashing their first place nuts all over the place.

On Sunday, the Texas Rangers utilized a six-run seventh and the arm of Cole Hamels en route to a 9-2 victory over the LA Angels. The win clinched the division for the Rangers — who were eight games behind the ‘Stros in August for first place. The Rangers decided to poke some fun at their in-state rival after the game.

Sorry Houston. But not really. 💪🏼

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Remember how cute Astros fans were in April when they thought they were going to win the division? Who’s your daddy now, Houston?

  3. Captbluewater

    I sexually dissatisfied a black girl today. just thought I would throw that out there.

    10 years ago at 3:16 pm
    2. Texas Tux and Oil

      But was there buttstuff? There’s never Black girls on the hub that do it, not that I’ve watched any I’ve just heard things.

      10 years ago at 3:52 pm
  5. Forever_Texas

    Wait until we nut fuck you after we finish off the Yankees, you low class Dallas fuck.

    10 years ago at 6:56 pm
    2. I_win

      Houston doesn’t play the Rangers IF they beat the Yanks, dick tube, they would be playing the AL Champions. Now go bate to pictures of David Koresh before you hurt yourself or someone else.

      10 years ago at 10:02 pm
      1. Bluto_Brotarsky

        With their record in the past 10 games, the Yanks would go .500 against a Little League team.

        10 years ago at 10:46 pm