I'm wondering why so many sororstitutes are posting all these lame "TSMs" rather than painting coolers, pouring drinks, giving BJs, or making sandwiches for their fratdaddies. Get it together, ladies; those damned MRS degrees won't earn themselves. TFM.

  1. SrattingPretty

    Being a Fratdaddy from the South, you should know we are incredible multi-taskers. In addition, we usually aren’t the ones pouring drinks. The people that pour drinks are pledges or the Southern Gentlemen Fratdaddies, on occasion we may pour/mix/get the drinks. But, it’s not an everyday thing.
    Paints dry on the cooler! Next coat! 🙂

    15 years ago at 10:45 am
    1. I still call it a plantation

      Can I have your father’s number so I can ask him for your hand?

      15 years ago at 9:55 am
  2. Fratastic

    Perhaps if the TFMs weren’t getting so repetitive and unfunny it wouldn’t be the prerogative of sorostitutes to spend time posting..?

    15 years ago at 11:19 am
  3. Louisiana Lady

    What’s so wrong with BJ’s in between domestic duties in return for the sweet things we know you’re capable of?.. Nothing. I completely agree with you, sir.

    15 years ago at 11:33 am
  4. Mister KA

    While you may be right, you have to agree that one TSM from the South is better than ten TFMs from the north.

    15 years ago at 11:57 am
    1. The frat will rise again

      You make a valid argument, sir. As a fellow member of The Order, I’ll agree that fratty southern women are among God’s greatest gift.

      15 years ago at 2:43 pm
      1. SouthernSweetheart

        <3 ahh a true Southern Gentleman
        Daddy, uncle, cousin, brother- all KAs

        12 years ago at 4:11 am
    2. Kappa Alpha

      I concur. I am also a fellow brother of The Order and I have been to colleges up north and the ladies up there, if you can even call them that, don’t even compare to the ladies we have here in the SEC. “Dieu et les dames”

      15 years ago at 6:49 pm
  5. BROnald Reagan

    In all honesty, these “TSMs” are all stupid except one that mention making sandwiches, giving blow jobs, or conservative politics.

    15 years ago at 12:16 pm
  6. GBroP

    Southern sorostitutes are God’s greatest creation. There is nobody who even comes close to rivaling them.

    15 years ago at 2:36 pm
    1. The frat will rise again

      All insults and kidding aside, you are absolutely right. I’ll drink to that, bro.

      15 years ago at 2:50 pm
    1. classyandsassy

      Totally agree! And painting coolers, i wish i could double major in that and MRS. legit.

      15 years ago at 10:54 am