My father landed me the interview. My approach shot on 9 landed me the job. TFM.

    1. Beta Theta Phrat

      Oh dear! It sounds like they they must have done something really nasty to you!

      12 years ago at 12:03 pm
  1. TheCommodore

    And then I was like LOL YOU FIRED and then you were like but wait I played the golf! And I was all like NAH I MANAGE DIS MCDONALD’S GET DAH FUCK OUTTA HURR and den you left like a little bitch and I was just all like hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHABITVHES AIN’T SHIT

    12 years ago at 8:54 pm
  2. Vinny the gooch

    I know I may be late to test this subject, but has anyone else had trouble categorizing Tiger? I mean he’s a damn good golfer, which makes him frat. But he’s black… not frat. He had a smoking hot wife, frat. He went to Stanford, which I’d say is also, NF. He’s a filthy rich womanizer, cheating on his already undoubtedly gorgeous slam, which is FaF… but then again he gives off this vibe that makes him seem like a pussy. Any verdicts? He seems like a walking contradiction to me.

    12 years ago at 9:18 pm
    1. Tommy Gufano

      ^ I’m definitely with you on this. He wants to be a giant doucher but then he will lose his last remaining sponsorships. The story of him reproposing to his wife is super fucking gay. He clearly wants to be pretty frat but is a prevailing bitch boy in the end.

      12 years ago at 9:45 pm
    2. WtF_

      Wait… So being a shitty father is a tfm? Does that make it frat to have divorced parents? I was under the impression being a bastard child was nf. It’s really not that much of a contradiction either.

      12 years ago at 10:37 pm
    3. Simosez88

      Honestly I believe Tiger is pass his time. He is a greatest hits kind of golfer. Kind of like how John Daly is now.

      12 years ago at 11:59 pm
    4. Future Famous Phi

      Right, going to Stanford with an athletic scholarship is NF. It is arguably the best school in the country, across most disciplines, and I sure as hell wouldn’t have a problem going there.

      12 years ago at 8:30 am
    5. Ashley Schaeffer BMW

      The jungle cat is banging Lindsey Vonn right now. Mark my words, dudes: she is going to fuck him to green jacket #5.

      12 years ago at 5:22 pm