When you were a kid, your dad taught you how to drive the family truck. When I was a kid, my dad taught me how to fly the family helicopter. TFM.

    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      By “family helicopter” he means me showing him my helicopter in the shower.

      13 years ago at 4:30 pm
    1. Fratweiser

      Congrats son, you just turned 4 years old. Time to learn how to fly a helicopter and get us all killed.

      13 years ago at 11:41 am
  1. Riverboat Gambler

    Everyone else on this site was taught that too, dipshit. I bet your father also runs a hedge fund, is old money, has two yachts, a helicopter, four vacation homes and is FaF just like everyone else’s dad on this website.

    13 years ago at 4:09 pm