My father taught me how to be a modest, non try-hard, respectful person. Maybe if your dad wasn’t so busy teaching you how to fly his “helicopter,” you would have some of these values, and not be such a new money son of a bitch. Now with that said, maybe you should start off the week with 100 laps to be completed by Friday. Friday! What a coincidence, because that’s where this post should belong. Good day sir
The Intern butchered this TFM. My father taught me how to fly an airplane. My father also taught me how to be a respectable southern-gentlemen. All I have to say is that I’m sorry that you are incapable of flying an airplane, or helicopter.
No he didn’t, you’ve been called out as a little try-hard bitch, you’re no gentleman and please don’t try to turn this on any one else. You have failed.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought this. This site sure isn’t what it used to be. If you have a helicopter, you don’t talk about it. Act like you’ve been there before. Let your things, your reputation, and your status speak for itself. Bragging about it anonymously on a college humor website is no way to go about it. I know all of this is for shits and giggles, and I’m not trying to be a negative nancy, but using “your dad,” towards other people, and comparing dick sizes, is not an admirable way to go through life
My father taught me how to be a modest, non try-hard, respectful person. Maybe if your dad wasn’t so busy teaching you how to fly his “helicopter,” you would have some of these values, and not be such a new money son of a bitch. Now with that said, maybe you should start off the week with 100 laps to be completed by Friday. Friday! What a coincidence, because that’s where this post should belong. Good day sir
13 years ago at 5:50 pm^ fucking this.
13 years ago at 5:55 pmFuck yes
13 years ago at 6:44 pm^^BOOM
13 years ago at 7:49 pmThe Intern butchered this TFM. My father taught me how to fly an airplane. My father also taught me how to be a respectable southern-gentlemen. All I have to say is that I’m sorry that you are incapable of flying an airplane, or helicopter.
13 years ago at 11:13 pmNo he didn’t, you’ve been called out as a little try-hard bitch, you’re no gentleman and please don’t try to turn this on any one else. You have failed.
13 years ago at 12:08 amGlad I’m not the only one who thought this. This site sure isn’t what it used to be. If you have a helicopter, you don’t talk about it. Act like you’ve been there before. Let your things, your reputation, and your status speak for itself. Bragging about it anonymously on a college humor website is no way to go about it. I know all of this is for shits and giggles, and I’m not trying to be a negative nancy, but using “your dad,” towards other people, and comparing dick sizes, is not an admirable way to go through life
13 years ago at 12:57 am^Fuckin this
13 years ago at 1:00 amYou probably don’t even know how to throw a baseball you fucking pussy.
13 years ago at 6:18 pmMy dad gave me 350 billion dollars for my 8th birthday and he was wearing Sperrys so fuck you.
13 years ago at 6:23 pmMy dad gave me 400 billion, you must be poor
13 years ago at 6:30 pmI meant Euros. Suck it.
13 years ago at 7:34 pmSmelly european money. NF.
13 years ago at 7:55 pmI knew something like that was coming.
13 years ago at 7:57 pmI meant 400 billion 100 dollar bills
13 years ago at 12:52 amWhen you were a kid, your dad taught you how to drive the family truck. When I was a kid, my dad taught me how to fly the family airplane. TFM.
13 years ago at 11:15 pmYup, you still sound like a douche.
13 years ago at 12:05 amMy dad taught me how to teleport.
13 years ago at 12:23 am^better watch out for samuel l jackson. He doesn’t put up with that shit.
13 years ago at 12:43 amI learned to navigate a submarine through mine fields
13 years ago at 8:13 amNF
13 years ago at 4:05 am