When you were a kid, your dad taught you how to drive the family truck. When I was a kid, my dad taught me how to fly the family helicopter. TFM.

  1. TakeALap

    My father taught me how to be a modest, non try-hard, respectful person. Maybe if your dad wasn’t so busy teaching you how to fly his “helicopter,” you would have some of these values, and not be such a new money son of a bitch. Now with that said, maybe you should start off the week with 100 laps to be completed by Friday. Friday! What a coincidence, because that’s where this post should belong. Good day sir

    13 years ago at 5:50 pm
    1. Todays Fraterday

      The Intern butchered this TFM. My father taught me how to fly an airplane. My father also taught me how to be a respectable southern-gentlemen. All I have to say is that I’m sorry that you are incapable of flying an airplane, or helicopter.

      13 years ago at 11:13 pm
    2. Success

      No he didn’t, you’ve been called out as a little try-hard bitch, you’re no gentleman and please don’t try to turn this on any one else. You have failed.

      13 years ago at 12:08 am
    3. TakeALap

      Glad I’m not the only one who thought this. This site sure isn’t what it used to be. If you have a helicopter, you don’t talk about it. Act like you’ve been there before. Let your things, your reputation, and your status speak for itself. Bragging about it anonymously on a college humor website is no way to go about it. I know all of this is for shits and giggles, and I’m not trying to be a negative nancy, but using “your dad,” towards other people, and comparing dick sizes, is not an admirable way to go through life

      13 years ago at 12:57 am
  2. Captain Douchebag

    My dad gave me 350 billion dollars for my 8th birthday and he was wearing Sperrys so fuck you.

    13 years ago at 6:23 pm
  3. Todays Fraterday

    When you were a kid, your dad taught you how to drive the family truck. When I was a kid, my dad taught me how to fly the family airplane. TFM.

    13 years ago at 11:15 pm