Already on my second iPhone 5. TFM.

    1. superwayne

      The first one got scratched whole cutting lines of blow and well I technically still have the second one, I sat on it and it went up my butthole but I can’t seem to be able to get it out. Sometimes it still vibrates and it causes a feeling that I rather enjoy. If you need more detail, please ask!

      13 years ago at 4:20 pm
    2. Rutherford B_Haze

      ^ did it go in parallel or perpendicular to your hips? Which direction is the screen facing? Did it have a case on it?

      13 years ago at 4:24 pm
    3. superwayne

      It was perpendicular, the screen is pointing the same way my penis does. And no case on it, because I’m not a pussy.

      13 years ago at 4:31 pm
    4. Rutherford B_Haze

      I figured a rubber case might be difficult to get out. Parallel feels WAY better though…

      13 years ago at 4:36 pm