My older cousins would always get me booze and the adults acted like they didn’t know they were doing it. My first beer was at a reunion, so yeah, I do remember my first beer.
One time I gave my younger brother a margarita and my mom saw and was like hey don’t do that so I chugged it even though I got a killer brainfreeze. It was a TFM
Must be to have sex with them…
13 years ago at 11:00 amFuck I was about to make this joke
13 years ago at 11:03 amSamesies
13 years ago at 12:18 pmSo frat bra.
13 years ago at 2:13 pmIs it because you are jelly pumping horse semen in to her filopian nostrils while fist fucking a goat?
13 years ago at 11:07 amYup.
13 years ago at 8:04 amNailed it.
13 years ago at 10:34 amTSanduskyM
13 years ago at 11:08 amMy older cousins would always get me booze and the adults acted like they didn’t know they were doing it. My first beer was at a reunion, so yeah, I do remember my first beer.
13 years ago at 11:59 amJunior college TtownieM
13 years ago at 12:05 pmHands down best story I’ve ever heard.
13 years ago at 12:38 pm^^shut the hell up. junior colleges frat the hardest
13 years ago at 7:30 pmDo you have time for one more?
13 years ago at 1:43 amOne time I gave my younger brother a margarita and my mom saw and was like hey don’t do that so I chugged it even though I got a killer brainfreeze. It was a TFM
13 years ago at 12:27 pmThe name says it all.
13 years ago at 2:59 pmfat chix only
13 years ago at 7:33 pmContributing to minors FaF
13 years ago at 2:07 pm