Smathers and Branson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaa0le0W_ws It’s long but worth it. Watch at 0:40 for the best part 13 years ago at 11:00 am
FratasticMrFox “Now what you heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What i said was: Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” 13 years ago at 11:31 am
Ima Hayse It’s his number one favorite food wrapped around his number four favorite food. 13 years ago at 11:57 am
OrderontheBorder “Fish is for sport only. Fish meat is pratically a vegetable” – Ron Swanson 13 years ago at 1:26 pm
Ima Hayse “Capitalism, God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.” – Ron Swanson 13 years ago at 1:55 pm
Wild Frat He explains his ideal government as, “One guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke.” 13 years ago at 2:47 pm
Proud Texan “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.” 13 years ago at 6:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3cjgEw-ANw
13 years ago at 10:45 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE80h3sQtWw
13 years ago at 10:53 amhttp://youtu.be/-gLLk8JEEpM?t=11s
13 years ago at 1:42 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBh7KKD-Hc
13 years ago at 1:56 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/stopwiththegoddamnlinks
13 years ago at 4:33 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/iseewhatyoudidthere
13 years ago at 11:25 pmyoutube.com/iactuallyclickedthatlinkGoddamnit
13 years ago at 11:29 pmHoly bitch tits.
13 years ago at 8:57 amThis is Bob he has bitch tits.
13 years ago at 12:46 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaa0le0W_ws
It’s long but worth it. Watch at 0:40 for the best part
13 years ago at 11:00 am“Now what you heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What i said was: Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.”
13 years ago at 11:31 amgot to love his explanation of taxes.
13 years ago at 11:42 ami stopped watching after the scene at :40, but that was good
13 years ago at 2:04 pmSt. Elmo’s is actually the best, just for future reference.
13 years ago at 2:40 pm^ Agreed
13 years ago at 9:42 pmIt’s his number one favorite food wrapped around his number four favorite food.
13 years ago at 11:57 amthree*
13 years ago at 12:47 pmThat’s bacon wrapped shrimp.
Just saying.
13 years ago at 6:37 pm“Fish is for sport only. Fish meat is pratically a vegetable” – Ron Swanson
13 years ago at 1:26 pm“Capitalism, God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.” – Ron Swanson
13 years ago at 1:55 pmThank you for this. I now have a new hero.
13 years ago at 2:31 pmHe explains his ideal government as, “One guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke.”
13 years ago at 2:47 pmAnd he is brought women, if he so chooses.
13 years ago at 4:27 pmLibertarianism. FAF
13 years ago at 4:02 pm“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”
13 years ago at 6:39 pmhaha yes.
13 years ago at 8:58 amTooFatToCare?
13 years ago at 9:53 pm