That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.’s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent’s accounted for. Look, see this? That’s a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.
I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Hey, chicks love it. It’s a shaggin’ wagon.
My guess is he’s the tailgate chair gettin shit together, been in the same position and usually its just you and the pledges and hell I’d rather stand by myself than stand near pledges.
Big gulp huh?
14 years ago at 12:39 pm“Well, see ya later!”
14 years ago at 12:48 pmPICK EM UP!
14 years ago at 12:49 pm“MOCK!” “Yeah!” “ING!” “Yeah!” “BIRD!” “Yeah!” “YEAH!” “Yeah!” “MOCK-ING-BIRD!!”
14 years ago at 1:18 pmNo, you can’t do that… you can’t triple stamp a double stamp, you can’t triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!
14 years ago at 1:24 pm“I desperately wanna make love to a school boy!” -Lloyd Christmas
14 years ago at 1:25 pmthat john denver is full of shit man
14 years ago at 1:33 pm“his head fell off?” “yeah, he was gettin pretty old.”
14 years ago at 1:46 pm^every single fucking one of these
14 years ago at 2:32 pmNo way, that’s great.. WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
14 years ago at 3:37 pmPull-over!
14 years ago at 4:03 pmNo, Cardigan. But thanks for asking.
Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
14 years ago at 4:38 pmAh Samsonite!….I was way off
Look at the ass on that! Ya, he must workout
14 years ago at 4:54 pmPills are good
14 years ago at 5:03 pmWe have no food. We have no jobs. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
14 years ago at 5:10 pmI got robbed by a little old lady on a cart!
14 years ago at 6:15 pmYou know we successfully breaded a bulldog with a shitzoo (don’t care how you spell that)? Yea, we called it a bullshit.
14 years ago at 7:24 pmI just figured she was a raging alcoholic!
14 years ago at 8:03 pmHarry, you’re alive!! And a horrible shot.
14 years ago at 8:04 pmDon’t you go dyin’ on me!
14 years ago at 8:11 pmI dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.
14 years ago at 11:56 pmAnd just when I think you can’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!
14 years ago at 12:56 amIts OK. I’m a limo driver.
14 years ago at 6:31 amKICK HIS ASS SEABASS!
14 years ago at 7:51 amThats quite enough of this shit
14 years ago at 8:15 amRolling on the floor laughing at these…carry on
14 years ago at 8:49 amSo she said, “Do ya love me?”. And I said, “No, but that’s a real nice ski mask!”
14 years ago at 9:14 am“Austria? Well, then. Goood date mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!”
14 years ago at 9:44 amHusband? Wait a minute… what was all that ‘one in a million’ talk?
14 years ago at 10:04 am“So where ya headed?” “Aspen.” “Mmmmm California!”
14 years ago at 10:18 amThe first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.
14 years ago at 12:06 pmThat’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.’s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent’s accounted for. Look, see this? That’s a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.
14 years ago at 12:32 pm“Suck me sideways.”
14 years ago at 1:48 pm“Ok guys, you know the rules: No humping, No pushing, No sniffing hineys!”
14 years ago at 2:25 pmGimme that boooooze you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
14 years ago at 3:17 pmNice skiis. Thanks. They yours? uhhh yeah. Both of em?
14 years ago at 3:21 pmSo you’re sayin’ there’s a chance!
14 years ago at 8:44 pmI’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
14 years ago at 10:15 pm“You sold our dead bird to the blind kid?” “Harry, i took care of it.”
14 years ago at 11:33 pm“How was your day?
Not bad… Fell off the jetway again.”
“Felcher? From Cranston?”
“Tell her I’m rich, and I’m good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist’s wit.”
14 years ago at 6:45 amharry, your hands are freezing!!!
14 years ago at 8:45 pmEyewitnesses say they were headed west in an ’82 sheephound
14 years ago at 9:39 pmMan, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
14 years ago at 7:26 amNo, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Hey, chicks love it. It’s a shaggin’ wagon.
What if he shot me in the face?
14 years ago at 7:39 amWhere’s your “frat bros”? Get lost
14 years ago at 12:41 pmThis is Texas State…
14 years ago at 2:58 pm^^Which is about as frat as jorts.
14 years ago at 8:48 pmfratdaniels, you might want to get off a website created by Texas State and UT.
14 years ago at 1:26 pmYeah and UT, which is FaF
14 years ago at 7:43 pmDamn y’all scared him^
14 years ago at 8:20 amUhhhh i play intramural football here too. May I partake in this tailgate rager too? Because then we’d have at least 2 people.
14 years ago at 12:49 pmIt looks like this tailgate is getting out of hand, way too fast.
14 years ago at 1:13 pmThat fire is gonna scorch his big gulp!
14 years ago at 5:34 pmThis looks like a Ford Ranger, accompanied by 2 Tacomas nearby. I’m embarrassed for you.
14 years ago at 1:23 pmtacomas are badass, even if they are made by those fucking japs
14 years ago at 1:59 pm^Agreed
14 years ago at 2:00 pmTacomas are made in Fremont, California, and they are also used by some special forces units.
14 years ago at 2:07 pmso its agreed, tacomas are FaF
14 years ago at 3:46 pm4runners are FAF
14 years ago at 8:50 amI will take my duramax over any faf tacoma every day of the week, and twice on Sundays.
14 years ago at 8:54 pmLooks like you had to turn down some people at the door.
14 years ago at 2:30 pmIts not tailgating if you’re by yourself.
14 years ago at 2:43 pmIt’s not cheating if it’s your dog
14 years ago at 3:27 pmyou know, because its your dog, get it?
14 years ago at 3:41 pm^No…. I’m not quite sure I understand yet.
14 years ago at 5:40 pmMy guess is he’s the tailgate chair gettin shit together, been in the same position and usually its just you and the pledges and hell I’d rather stand by myself than stand near pledges.
14 years ago at 2:51 pmOk, this is hillarious.
14 years ago at 3:33 pmWhat’s up Mr. Popular?
14 years ago at 3:49 pm