Text Convo Reveals Jay Cutler Doesn’t Care About Shit, Not Even Parenting
Jay Cutler’s lackadaisical attitude towards football, his fans, his detractors, the media, basic human interaction, and really just life in general has been well-documented, memed, and internetted a million times. Over the weekend, we learned that his absolutely carefree disposition carries over even to fatherhood.
Cutler’s wife, K. Cav, shared a great text conversation between Cutler and her that began as she touched down after a short trip to Los Angeles.
Jax is in the crib and Cam won’t eat, and this is apparently enough to deem hell breaking loose. Cutler’s out. It’s time to bail on the whole parenting thing. Fuck it.

[via Instagram]
Image via DFree / Shutterstock
Embrace the suck, Jay. Someday, those kids will ‘ve picking out you’re nursing home.
11 years ago at 10:50 amGrammar is tough, huh?
11 years ago at 1:27 pmYou have no idea.
11 years ago at 2:08 pm
11 years ago at 10:58 amHey Dorno, whatever happened with the guy who sent his resume that consisted of berating all the Grandex Staff? The guy was hilarious. Maybe you could give him Helmet Stickers’ job?
11 years ago at 10:59 amWell…shit. I guess that’s that.
11 years ago at 11:18 amI wonder if Child Protective Services thinks this is a Total Frat Move.
11 years ago at 11:14 amI just got off the phone with them. They informed me that Cutler’s parenting style is neglectful, short-tempered, uncaring, detached, and irresponsible… but also FaF as well as TFTC.
11 years ago at 1:42 pmChildren. NF.
11 years ago at 11:46 amOne of these days, Jay Cutler is going to have a daughter. And once she turns 18, we will all benefit greatly from his shortcomings as a father.
11 years ago at 11:51 amDONTTTTTT CARRRRREEEEE
11 years ago at 12:00 pmGood old TFM keeping “JC” relevant…kind of.
11 years ago at 12:26 pmPretty sure her skin sacks have grown. Photo must have been taken shortly after giving birth to one of these wimpy kiddos with tough names.
11 years ago at 12:59 pmNever use the word memed again in an article please.
11 years ago at 4:48 pm