TFM Babe Of The Day: Alex From DePaul University
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Meet Alex, from DePaul University.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Alex, from DePaul University.
I would have sex with her
9 years ago at 11:21 amGetting aggressively to the point. TFM
9 years ago at 3:18 pmLooks like the type of girl to slash your tires for lookin at other girls
9 years ago at 11:24 amJokes on her. I don’t have a car. Or a hedgehog.
9 years ago at 1:47 pmI’d sign her up for fruit of the month delivery.
9 years ago at 11:26 amI’d then creep every delivery and take a bite out of each fruit.
9 years ago at 12:09 pmI hear you can cream fill a warm banana.
9 years ago at 1:19 pmThat’s kinda gay lol
9 years ago at 1:51 pmI’d take her out on a nice date and ram my Johnson up her pooper afterwards
9 years ago at 11:27 amYou should open with that.
9 years ago at 11:28 amThose are some above average sized eyes to say the least.
9 years ago at 11:36 amCan probably see further than the Hubble telescope.
9 years ago at 12:07 pmHonestly thought those eyes were from a snapchat filter…
9 years ago at 12:30 pmYeah she’s got a whole ten-thousand-yard stare thing going on.
9 years ago at 1:08 pm*Targets
9 years ago at 1:28 pmHopefully that gives way to making her extremely far sighted
9 years ago at 11:07 pmShe’s definitely given a handjob while topless in a parking garage after happy hour on Thursday
9 years ago at 11:49 amJust call me Paul cuz I’d give her the De
9 years ago at 11:49 amFuck you
9 years ago at 11:51 amI chuckled
9 years ago at 2:21 pmThose big eyes will come in handy for when I whip out my anaconda.
9 years ago at 11:50 am*Barbados Threadsnake
9 years ago at 1:18 pmGoogle it you retards.
9 years ago at 1:18 pmShe looks like the type of girl to microwave your hedgehog if you bought another girl a drink.
9 years ago at 11:53 amThat’s very specific
9 years ago at 1:14 pmJokes on her. I don’t have a hedgehog.
9 years ago at 1:46 pmLet’s hope she doesn’t microwave me hedgehog… That’s what I call my willy.
9 years ago at 3:12 pm10/10 would walk on broken glass barefoot just to hear her talk dirty to me through a walkie talkie
9 years ago at 12:14 pmI genuinely thought this was going to go over well…I’m sorry! I’ll keep to myself next time!
9 years ago at 12:26 pmStrike two!…this will inevitably become strike three! I’m outta here!
9 years ago at 12:35 pmYou got cut three weeks ago, gtfo kid
9 years ago at 1:07 pmLesson #1: Don’t be sorry. Be right.
9 years ago at 1:30 pmLesson #2: Don’t apologize for your actions.
Lesson #3: Bleach has a very pleasant taste when mixed with motor oil. You should try it sometime.
Thanks I think I’ll try it now!
9 years ago at 1:35 pmFuck off.
9 years ago at 5:05 pm