TFM Babe Of The Day: Alyssa From Florida Gulf Coast University
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Meet Alyssa, from FGCU.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Alyssa, from FGCU.
Butterface. Ridiculous body, but looks like a seasoned pornstar. 10/10 would let her laugh at me at the bar though.
9 years ago at 7:08 amI wouldn’t. I’d punch her in the liver and then offer her a drink. Chicks dig originality.
9 years ago at 7:24 amSeems like the type who takes the initiative and proactively tells you to finish on her face.
9 years ago at 7:09 amSo you can help apply some of your own proactive of course
9 years ago at 7:26 amI’d Duck ett. Duckett right in the pussy!
9 years ago at 7:11 amI’ll show myself out now.
9 years ago at 7:11 amYou’re funnier as Dwight Schrute. But Banning Accounts.NF seems popular.
9 years ago at 8:21 amI have no idea what you’re talking about, guy.
9 years ago at 5:59 pmOh boy, this isn’t looking good..
9 years ago at 6:09 pmAdamant denial despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. TFM.
9 years ago at 6:10 pmShe only looks at you if you have a trust fund or are a future 1st round pick.
9 years ago at 7:16 amI was left a “trust” of about $2,000 and am usually a first round pick for beer Olympics. So there’s a chance..
9 years ago at 8:28 amI’ve got a paper bag with her name on it.
9 years ago at 7:16 amIt’s because I made her lunch for work because let’s be real, this one might have to get a job.
9 years ago at 7:18 amMy Uncle Cameron got a real cool Mercedes CLA-Class CLA45 AMG only from working part time off a macbook… this page. +++++++++++++++++ CÂÂaÂÂsÂÂhÂÂSÂÂtÂÂoÂÂrÂÂeÂÂ3ÂÂ2ÂÂ.ÂÂCÂÂFÂÂ
9 years ago at 8:33 amAt least they are baiting us with Mercedes instead of an infiniti hybrid… know your market.
9 years ago at 8:48 amTrue, I’d rather have the Mercedes than Uncle Joe’s Porsche. But Cameron and his MacBook? Ha, fuck that guy.
9 years ago at 10:56 amFor real
9 years ago at 10:36 amIt appears her father, right before bolting out, left her with some bolt ons.
9 years ago at 7:32 am3rd girl in the beach picture needs to shave her armpit.
9 years ago at 7:34 amHer eyes are glued to the ass above her.
9 years ago at 5:14 pmThanks to Kim Jong Dorn we get sluts posting photos to look hot instead of good content like fail Friday
9 years ago at 7:41 amI like Fail Friday as much as the next guy but there is absolutely no damage done by starting the day off with some minimally clothed slut. In fact, it’s all part of a heart healthy breakfast.
9 years ago at 8:14 amDonut? Check. Coffee? Check. Wacking a quick one off in the gas station bathroom before my 45 minute commute? Check.
9 years ago at 8:26 amMaybe it’s just me, but I’m not a fan of girls with six-pack abs.
9 years ago at 7:49 amYeah, I’m not a fan either. I just saw a picture of Emily Scromm yesterday. Kind of disgusting, like every girl that does Crossfit every day of the week. Give me one that plays some kind of real sport and is in decent shape any day.
9 years ago at 9:32 amClicked on the bottom girl in the 7th photo. Wasn’t disappointed.
9 years ago at 8:16 amAll of her friends have bolt ons. It’s like a who can one-(cup size)-up the other contest, where everybody wins except their absent fathers.
9 years ago at 2:49 pm