TFM Babe Of The Day: Alyssa From Florida Gulf Coast University
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Meet Alyssa, from FGCU.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Alyssa, from FGCU.
I’d love it if she sat on my face, hopefully she’d be able to wash out some of the ants in my eyes
9 years ago at 8:22 amYou’re getting better, but you missed the main joke: The hilarity that would ensue when she sits on what is basically an anthill. I can picture her running naked around your mom’s basement yelling, “Woo woo! I got ants up my yahoo!” And the followup joke is that maybe the ants will kill the crabs. You don’t have to pay me for this advice.
9 years ago at 9:19 amThe first pic said it all. She loves to swallow and I would give her all two pumps that my slightly-below-average rooster could manage. 10/10.
9 years ago at 8:26 amBack into another fatherless Florida swing
9 years ago at 8:28 amIt’s scientifically proven that girls whose names start and end in the same letter are more prone to lack of a father figure, leading to severe cases of being the perfect candidate for anal experimentation.
9 years ago at 8:52 amFace isn’t all that but I’d give her the ole’ Cleveland Steamroller in the back of my trailer park meth lab if you know what I mean.
9 years ago at 9:06 amI am surprised she hasn’t been hunted by poacher working in the illegal ivory trade.
9 years ago at 9:16 amSomething tells me she whitens her teeth with cum and constantly disappoints her dad. Would hit that regardless
9 years ago at 9:51 amShe looks like she can’t read…. Daddy likey.
9 years ago at 10:28 amBit of a drop from yesterday.
9 years ago at 10:43 amI’m not a superstitious guy, by any means, but this girl definitely got me knocking on my wood. 10/10.
9 years ago at 10:48 am