TFM Babe Of The Day: Alyssa From Florida Gulf Coast University
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Meet Alyssa, from FGCU.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Alyssa, from FGCU.
I’d love it if she sat on my face, hopefully she’d be able to wash out some of the ants in my eyes
10 years ago at 8:22 amYou’re getting better, but you missed the main joke: The hilarity that would ensue when she sits on what is basically an anthill. I can picture her running naked around your mom’s basement yelling, “Woo woo! I got ants up my yahoo!” And the followup joke is that maybe the ants will kill the crabs. You don’t have to pay me for this advice.
10 years ago at 9:19 amThe first pic said it all. She loves to swallow and I would give her all two pumps that my slightly-below-average rooster could manage. 10/10.
10 years ago at 8:26 amBack into another fatherless Florida swing
10 years ago at 8:28 amIt’s scientifically proven that girls whose names start and end in the same letter are more prone to lack of a father figure, leading to severe cases of being the perfect candidate for anal experimentation.
10 years ago at 8:52 amFace isn’t all that but I’d give her the ole’ Cleveland Steamroller in the back of my trailer park meth lab if you know what I mean.
10 years ago at 9:06 amI am surprised she hasn’t been hunted by poacher working in the illegal ivory trade.
10 years ago at 9:16 amSomething tells me she whitens her teeth with cum and constantly disappoints her dad. Would hit that regardless
10 years ago at 9:51 amShe looks like she can’t read…. Daddy likey.
10 years ago at 10:28 amBit of a drop from yesterday.
10 years ago at 10:43 amI’m not a superstitious guy, by any means, but this girl definitely got me knocking on my wood. 10/10.
10 years ago at 10:48 am